The airwaves were awash with Irish jokes at the crack of dawn with St. Patrick's day just around the corner (March 17th).
With an Irish accent, one disc jockey recalled the tale of a drunken Irishman who was driving down a one-way street, when he was stopped by the local Police.
"Didn't 'ya see the arrows," the city's finest quizzed the man.
"Heck," the in-his-cups driver responded.
"I didn't even see the Indians."
Ba-dump!
A jokester at the radio station was inclined to just give the punch line for another Irish joke for good reason.
"Whenever I tell the front end, irate callers dial in," he explained slightly red-faced?
Which begs the obvious!
What is the question that sets up the joke?
Since this little ditty has been kicking around for decades, I am familiar with the joke, and am able to set it up so you can offer it up at the watercooler tomorrow.
After all, what do I care about angry callers?
So, what do you call two gay guys who are Irish?
Drum roll, please!
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Need I explain further?
Hint: fits Patrick
Drink some green beer or down a mint martini, eh?
Kick up your heels - at least - and keep those Irish eyes smiling!
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