I was flipping through the channels on the old boob tube this morning when I spied a news flash on Ricky Martin underway on the 10 o'clock segment of the Today show.
One of the overly-coiffed, shallow female anchors - with all the personality of a slug - was droning on about the recent announcement by Pop Star - Ricky Martin - that he is "gay".
Ho-hum.
Essentially, her report was a watered-down scoff of juicy tidbits gleened from sizzling coverage that flew at lightning speed around the Internet last night by other relevant writers.
After quizzing her equally boring side-kick (on what amounts to a fluffy over-rated morning show) as to why Martin chose to "come out" now, the two proceeded to twitter non-stop as if they were experts on the topic of homosexuality.
Well, one gal theorized, he is Catholic.
And, the fact he was once adored by nubile young girls when he was a pop icon with Menudo, must have figured into his reluctance to reveal his sexual preference, too (they concurred).
Uh-huh - the other host with the unattractive stretched-face nodded - in agreement.
"Also, he has those two adorable kids to think about."
They really are his kids the pushier reporter was inclined to pipe up.
"He had a surrogate, didn't he?" the other probed further.
In response, the snippier anchor nodded, then quipped with smug satisfaction.
"We're NBC. We do our research."
Balonie!
Don't these frigid newsies realize that they come off like a couple of condescending bit**es?
Where NBC dredges up these losers, I'll never know.
With bimbos like this populating the terrain, no wonder men are gay, or cheat on their wives!
Not even Martha Stewart could save the Today show this morning.
In spite of the fact I love to cook with honey, too!
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