Star Trek...Paramount hopes dashed! No sequel next summer! Chris Pine stars!

Although Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto have already anxiously signed on the dotted line to play key roles - and have been (likewise) waiting in-the-wings with anticipation for costume fittings and the cameras to roll - word from the filmmaker is that the sequel to Star Trek is a "no-go" just now.

"Nothing is more disheartening than something going in front of the cameras before it's ready," grunted J.J. Abrams, when asked about the status of a flick that was slated to be released next summer under the Paramount banner.

It's business as usual, but don't get your hopes up, Star Trek fans!

Barack Obama may be re-elected - long before trekkies swarm the theatres - to catch the latest futuristic sure-fire winner on the silver screen.

News at 11!

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Fanny Brice...Holmby Hills Estate listed for sale! $65 million asking price!

Fanny a nice Jewish girl with impeccable taste!






Fanny Brice's former home - which the legendary Ziegfeld Follies star resided in from the day it was constructed (1938) until the year she passed to spirit (1951) - is on the market for a whopping $65 million smackeroos.

Ms. Brice kicked-up quite a few routines over the years to be able to wrangle that financial maneuver, eh?

If you recall, songbird Barbra Streisand portrayed the life of the stage-hall Queen in the feature film biopic "Funny Girl".

A young lady I met years ago, was Ms. Brice's niece, who boasted that a few of the prized possessions in her New York City apartment were once-owed by the celebrated DIVA.

At that time, she confided some inside scoop.

Nick Arnstein (Brice's first husband) did have ties with the "mob"" as alleged in the big-budget flick.

The estate (a Hollywood Regency-style mansion) was rebuilt and went through extensive renovations about five years ago.

There is a guest-house (naturally), swimming pool, poolside gym, and a tennis court (that lights up in the twilight hours).

There are eight bedrooms and fourteen (!) bathrooms in the sprawling 17,000 square-foot property.

Richard King of King World Productions is the current owner who purchased the snazzy showcase in 2001 for $15 million.

I'll be over for open house, Rick!

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Omar Sharif played Nick Arnstein in Funny Girl!

Niagara Falls...pleasant picturesque alternative to crime-ridden Las Vegas!

Over the past ten days or so, the sh** has hit the fan over rising crime (and the tendency of authorities to hide the truth from tourists and avoid bad publicity) and negative street trends that are strangling the once-popular glitzy boulevard.

For example, a local TV station reported last week that the Police Department was engaged in a deceitful effort to "hide" the awful truth that - muggings, break-ins, stabbings - even deaths - were on the upswing and a cause for concern.

Post:  07/25/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/07/las-vegastourists-slurred-on-street.html

Also, there has been all all-out battle between Bosses - and street vendors - over the right to engage in free enterprise!

Post: 07/27/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/07/las-vegasviolates-vendors-rights-to.html

In addition, I posted an expose on "racist" incidents on Las Vegas streets that I witnessed first-hand that usually go unreported.

Post: 07/18/2911

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/07/las-vegasracism-escalating-tourist.html

Inside Casinos, tourists have also encountered threats and harassment at the hands of overzealous dim-witted security guards, who get their jollies off bullying out-of-towners on a whim and without provocation.

I was actually stalked and threatened, too!

Post: 07/27/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/07/mirage-hotelmgm-security-guard-stalks.html

Even the once-classy Wynn Resort has slipped in quality and service - to a shocking low-  in recent days.

Post: 07/22/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/07/wynn-resortbitchy-cocktail-waitresses.html

Needless to say, Tourists are keeping their eyes out for more pleasing climbs elsewhere to relax on holiday and take a respite from it all.

Niagara Falls appears to be a vacation spot worth checking out these days!

When it comes to a healing get-a-way, the quaint town has it all in my estimation.

The picturesque falls are literally breathtaking, for starters!

And, if a jet-setter want to to get up-close-and-personal to the natural wonder, the "Maid of the Mist" (a boat charter) will ferry the ecstatic explorer under the falls for an unforgettable bird's eye view.

Of course, overhead helicopter hovers are worth every penny to thrill-seekers, too.

On the main strip there are wax museums, fun houses, and circus rides to while away the leisure hours.

There's a bird kingdom, too!

And, you won't want to miss the Skylon Tower, with its spectacular view!

And, for the gambler, there are spacious air-conditioned Casinos to play a round-or-two.

The reasonably-priced breakfast, lunch, and dinner buffets are tasty and affordable!

For the adventurous, there are tours outside of the downtown area, where rich historic sites of yesteryear beckon to delight, entertain, and inform.

Justin Bieber fans may want to scout down his old haunts in the pretty little town of Stratford-on-Avon!

Oh, baby!

Next on my vacation travelogue?

Key West, the home of legendary writer, Ernest Hemingway.

Stay posted!

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Glee...pulls plug on Juilliard spin-off! Fans toss weight around!

At sizzling hot red carpet events in recent months - Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, and Chris Colfer - have been constantly hounded by the press to reveal all the delicious details about an alleged spin-off to "Glee" which would have focused on the show's three most-popular characters graduating and heading off to the famed Juilliard School of Music in New York City.

Now, it appears that the Glee creative team at Fox is having their doubts about turning the talented trio loose.

Ratings concerns?

Just betcha, the network brass are afraid of losing a solid fan base they've built up each week next season on the original "Glee".

If 'ya read between-the-lines, the answer appears to be yes on both counts (judging by the press releases spewing out from the production office).

In the words of co-creator Ryan Murphy:

"Since all the drama went down regarding the characters' upcoming graduation (with all the frenzied media outlets) we decided to put the plans on hold," Murphy chirped.

Maybe Fox didn't really know - 'til now - how truly essential these talented kids are in the grand schme of things?

So, what's cooking, dudes?

News at 11!

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Temptation...quote by Julian Ayrs!

When temptation

arises

The Devil Dances

and

The Lord

Prays

Julian Ayrs

Divine Grace

Collection of Poems

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McDonalds...was it something I said? The Ice man cometh!

Did you hear the joke about the dude who swaggered into McDonalds for a Happy Meal one day?


When he attempted to fill his beverage cup with ice cubes, the machine at the busy fountain jammed up.

He half-turned and yelled to the staff at the counter:

"ICE"

Suddenly, without warning, all of the Latino workers dashed out the back door without looking back.
"Was it something I said," he wondered aloud to himself, as he stood alone in the empty fast-food outlet.

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Las Vegas Library...nasty security guards abuse patrons! Toilet duty, please!

If you trek down to the Las Vegas Library bright-and-early one morning to reserve a book, or conduct some research for a project, don't show up on the property before 9:30 a.m.

If you are so careless to do the unthinkable (how dare you!) one obnoxious Afro-American security guard with all the personality of a rabid pit-bull (alongside his rake-thin partner swimming in a monkey suit four sizes too large) will bark at you.

"Get back to the edge of the parking lot!"

Yes, the petty prick is a stickler for "the rules".

Imagine that!

Patrons are forced to stand in the blazing blistering heat (many are homeless and/or disabled) for thirty to forty-five minutes before the snots give the almighty signal that the desperate and the needy may inch forward into the cool shade at the front entrance way of the downtown facility (the library opens officially at 10:00 a.m.).

What assholes!

These uneducated jokers - who obviously hate their jobs and curse the community-at-large they're serving - should be either fired or handed a bucket and sent off to scrub down the toilets.

That's all they're good for, after all!

If that wasn't bad enough, the winsome twosome (and a couple of other over-the-hill losers also in monkey suits at that library location) also engage in mean-spirited unprofessional conduct inside on the premises, too.

For instance, I've spied them snickering at homeless individuals seeking shelter from the elements, and gossiping about book-lovers (in a cruel manner) in the so-called learning environment.

What a joke.

In their hands, the library is not a fountain of wisdom and knowledge.

No, Sir!

The Las Vegas Library is more like a cesspool of ignorance, corruption, and a lack of compassion!

I trust that the librarian will soon get off his or her fat ass and take action.

It's not right that taxpayer dollars are spent on supporting a facility where this kind of ugly behaviour (and civil rights violations) occur daily.

Amen!

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Crazy Stupid Love...2 3/4 Stars! Funny entertaining flick! Ryan Gosling miscast!

Well, 'ya know what they say, eh?

Never perform with children, animals, or Ryan Gosling's buffed bod!

In a handful of scenes in the feature release - "Crazy Stupid Love" - that appears to ring true as fans tend to fixate on Gosling's hulking physique while they pass on Steve Carell's bumbling shtick.

Part of the problem for me as a filmgoer?

The popular comic often played-to-camera instead of inhabiting the character (get under his skin, Steve), so that the role could resonate and bubble up with truth.

That aside, for the less discriminating, the (at times) screwball flick is a visually-pleasing movie that sweeps up the audience for a side-splitting two hours of off-beat fun once it switches gears about-a-third of the way through.

In a nutshell, the plot line focuses on a middle-aged "gap" Dad (Carell), who is taken by surprise out-of-the-blue one day when his melancholy wife (Julianne Moore) asks for a divorce.

Enter Ryan Gosling's character (Jacob) - who takes pity on the boring suburban accountant - and makes a  bold-faced attempt to pump some testosterone into "Weaver's" over-the-hill persona.

Jacob - a man-about-town with a slew of pick-up lines (and an impressive swagger to boot) proceeds to coach the heartbroken love-struck puppy with the ultimate aim of steering him in the direction of sexual bliss with a young sexy siren.

Unfortunately, Gosling was miscast in this big-budget feature.

In sum, the popular star of - "The Notebook" (I cried, too) - lacks the maturity to pull of this complex meaty role.

Here, Gosling's one-dimensional pedestrian approach gives the impression that he is reading off of a teleprompter instead of acting out his little heart impromptu.

When I reflected on the producer's shortcoming (they came up short on talent and long on charismatic appeal) it suddenly occurred to me that Warren Beatty - when he was younger and in his prime - would have been a perfect "Jacob".

Beatty - at the zenith of his dazzling career - exuded all the qualities right for this off-the-wall comedy bill-of-fare.

For example, the "Bonnie & Clyde" star was - not only smooth, and sexy, and brimming with self-confidence - but also radiated a mischievous quality that would have gone far to cinch it (in my estimation).

I confess, though, that Gosling was mesmerizing in a key scene at the near-end of the film when he exchanged intimate - totally non-sexual moments - with a date while snuggling between-the-streets.

After that, the character's transformation was too quick, though.

Of course, that was the fault of the screenwriters, not Gosling.

When Jacob becomes a tamed beast - almost overnight - it stretches one's credulity somewhat.

For me, segments of the film delighted when they unfolded unexpectedly out-of-the-blue, and I didn't see the plot twist coming.

One scene (where Carell's character engages in a wild romp in-the-hay with a teacher he picks-up at a singles bar) was not only hilarious and side-splitting - but - worth the price of admission, too.

Julianne Moore (Weaver's wife) turned in a solid portrayal as usual in a role that required subtle nuances few in the biz have the talent to finesse onscreen.

Kevin Bacon, on the other hand, phoned in his performance (which was a shame).

This was Bacon's opportunity to flex his acting muscle - and likewise - establish to the show-biz community-at-large that he could play mature characters in major mainstream movies (but he failed miserably here).

There are about ten degrees of separation for the "Footloose" star now.

As to the film, well, it rates 2 3/4 Stars.

Hilarious! Entertaining! Insightful!

But, in the final analysis, it is a bit of a morality tale.

Though love is meant to be a joyous union of souls, it can also end up being stupid and crazy, as hell.

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Change...quote by Julian Ayrs!

 

The only constant

in 

this earthly realm

is

change

Julian Ayrs

Chocolate Buddha

Collection of Poems

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Fox 5 News...Dave Hall style! What were you thinking, dude?

When I switched on the the television to catch the morning news bright-and-early, I was literally forced to do a double-take when I spied Dave Hall's persona splash across the wide screen all sweetness-and-light.


OMG!

What were you thinking, dude?

The usually fashionable news anchor had spruced up the goose - gilded the lily - in fact.

For some inexplicable reason, Mr. Hall was inclined to layer a (neon) fuchsia-colored dress shirt - with brilliant white tie - on an otherwise chic dark silhouette (pricey black suit).

I call it the "ice cream" look - okay for young Lotharios and their pals at a boisterous wedding reception - but strictly no-no for a television news anchor.

Too much contrast!

The Fashion Police would probably label it "the gangsta" look.

For hints on the proper way to "Dress for Success" on-camera, Dave, check out Brian Williams on the nightly news (he's always impeccable).

Or, stop into a menswear shop, and get some expert advice from a stylist.

Dave, your fashion faux pas was right up there, and ranks with Dave Letterman's tendency to sport white socks with dark dress shoes (!!!).

Looks like you're heading for my worst-dressed list of 2011.

I'll be tuning in, and keeping tabs, you betcha!

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Piers Morgan...John Boehner (boner) debt crisis quote of day!

It is not often that I respond with a big guffaw when a TV personality makes an off-handed quip on the old boob tube.

But, I literally cracked up last evening when Piers Morgan (who I normally can't stand; after all, he's usually all-over every B-list celeb like flies-on-shit) gave his assessment of Congressman John Boehner's (boner) proposed budget bill which was sinking fast into the sunset.

"He has two hopes.  No hope.  And, Bob Hope."

Ouch!

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Color of Boehner's tie always signals mood!

Hip Hop Dance Championships...talented contestants from 36 Countries compete! Orleans Arena!

Hip Hop enthusiasts are trekking into the desert oasis to compete in one of the most prestigious events of the season:

The World Hip Hop Dance Championships
This year is the 10th Anniversary of the glittering event which has been showcased in Las Vegas for the past four years to sell-out audiences.

Medals will be awarded to the first, second, and third place winners in three age categories on Sunday evening (July 31st).

"It's very much like the Olympics of hip-hop. To see these kids stand on that riser and have it be announced that they just won the gold medal, and Boogaloo Sam or another icon (of hip-hop dance) places the gold medal around their neck as their national anthem plays, is something that's extremely special, and everybody in the audience gets choked up," gushed Howard Schwartz at a recent press junket (co-creator of the World Hip-Hop event).

Sunday's championship event marks the climax of a week of events that includes last week's U.S. Championships, as well as "Urban Moves" workshops at Red Rock Resort this Saturday and Sunday, "World Battles" in popping, locking, and all-styles (Saturday at Red Rock Resort also), and the World-3-on3 B-boy/B-girl battle Saturday.

Randy Jackson (Executive Producer of the "Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew") will also receive a 2011 Living Legend of Hip Hop award during the Championship Finals Presentation on Sunday for "elevating street dance and music in its growth and the ability to go beyond where it once was".

Congrats, Mr. Jackson!

INFORMATION

http://www.HipHopInternational.com

See 'ya there!

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Sundance Films...screenings available on Internet! Filmmakers pact agreement!

Although independent (sometimes downright quirky) flicks often sell-out - and tend to be popular at film festivals - it's still a tough row-to-hoe when it comes to pacting a distribution deal with the majors.

To combat that problem - and rustle up a bit of exposure for the fledgling projects - Sundance Film Institute has launched a project for simultaneous screenings on a handful of the largest video sites on the web such as Apple (iTunes), Google (YouTube), Amazon.com, Netflix, Hulu, and Rainbow Media (SundanceNow).

The filmmakers will retain the rights to their films pursuant to the novel terms of a non-exclusive screening agreement.

There is another plus, too.

The artists will share in a percentage of the Ad revenues and garner fees from rentals and purchases, too.

See 'ya at the movies online!

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Followers...must post photo or they'll be blocked! New Policy to prevent stalkers!

In the aftermath of a being stalked and harassed by an employee by the name of "Scott" at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas, I have instituted a new policy at the tattler (and for my accounts elsewhere on the web such as Twitter) to ensure I am protected (and safe) - and likewise - to conceal my exact whereabouts from wackos who lurk in the shadows waiting to pounce with potentially dangerous sick fixations running rampant in their screw-ball heads!

In the future, all individuals who wish to follow me must post a photograph verifying their identity.

Failure to comply with the requirement will result in a block restricting following.

Sorry, but the age of innocence on the Internet has passed.

Stay posted!

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61 F.3d 909: Julian Ayrs vs. Judge Arthur Greenwald! Julian Ayrs won settlement in bankruptcy litigation!

If you are a curious individual, occasionally, you may "google" yourself to determine what links appear on the search page that refer to your name, reputation, and status in the community-at-large.

Sometimes, the results may be startling, because a search item may relate to one particular aspect of a life event without referring to the eventual outcome.

For instance, when I googled my name a few months ago, I was surprised to spy an entry for a legal matter - Case No. 61 F.3d 909 - which (when taken on its face) appeared to infer that I did not prevail in legal wranglings surrounding a debt owed me by a businessman (Ardas Yanik) in a bankruptcy proceeding (which was secured by a judgement lien).

At this point, I have to back up a moment, and provide some background information.

In a nutshell?

A debtor - Ardas Yanik - owed me several thousand dollars based on a judgment I was awarded by the Los Angeles Superior Court.

In a deceitful effort to to avoid paying the debt, Mr. Yanik proceeded to file a bankruptcy petition in which he concealed his assets (for example, properties were transferred to his wife on the eve of the filing of request for relief) and also gave low-ball appraisals of personal property in a dishonest effort to meet the necessary bankruptcy criteria.

When I informed the court that Mr. Yanik's bankruptcy was fraudulent on its face, Judge Arthur Greenwald - presiding over the Chapter 7 case - failed to refer the matter over to the authorities for prosecution.

Frustrated by the fact he appeared to be derelict in his duties, I filed a lawsuit against Judge Greenwald, with the knowledge that the litigation might heighten the stakes.

Indeed, although I was keenly aware that there wasn't a hope-in-hell that a Judge would rule against a fellow Judge, I was smart enough to recognize that the lawsuit against "Arthur Greenwald" would toss a glaring spotlight on his courtroom (and his failure to take action against a dishonest debtor looking for a clean slate).

Sure enough, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeal denied the one appeal (Case No. 61 F.3d 909) that came before their panel (which was just one step in the seven-year legal proceedings).

But, when the matter was referred back to Judge Greenwald's Courtroom, his Honor (!) proceeded to hammer out a settlement between myself and the debtor (Ardas Yanik).

So, in the end scenario, I won!

These matters are on record at the Federal Bankruptcy Court in downtown Los Angeles.

However, if an unknowledgeable lay person (who failed to conduct any proper research) just relied on the reference that popped up in the google search, they would jump to the conclusion that I lost (when I most certainly did not).

It should be noted that the 9th Circuit ruling that I am referring to above was in "error" as a matter of law.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that 96% of the rulings the Justices rendered in the 9th Circuit appellate court, are usually reversed by the Supreme Court!

Alex Kozinski by the way - one of the Judges on the 9th Circuit panel who ruled on the above-captioned issue - is also known to be a disreputable Justice who spends off-hours screening pornography (much to the dismay of his fellow colleagues who have denounced him publicly).

Where is Ardas Yanik now?

The last I heard, he was being prosecuted for "razing" a landmark building he was leasing in the Los Angeles area, without permission of the owners or the City of Los Angeles.

For details, search "Ardas Yanik".

And, how was your day?

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Ryan Gosling...Canadian not part of exclusive club? Lighten up! Have a Molson's, eh?

Heartthrob Ryan Gosling whined about the trappings of fame in a recent interview.

As Joe Pesci would say:

"Okay! Okay! Okay!"

Yes, it can be a pain in the toned butt to deal with glare of the spotlight now-and-then!

For example, it takes some skill (and careful maneuvering) to trot down the red carpet (in tandem with the electrically-charged flow without causing static either way), muster up a phony Hollywood-style smile (oh-so pepsodent white!), kiss ass to all the show-biz tabloid reporters jockeying for your undivided attention (so they'll keep all your dark secrets in the closet), and finally, last - but not least -court the frenzied paparazzi so they'll photograph your better side.

But, when it comes to becoming a member of an exclusive club (which boasts the likes of Ryan Reynolds, Martin Short, and Pamela Anderson) - the Canadians - the sexy actor shies away.

"The other day I was walking down the street and this lady was like - 'Ryan Canada' - and gestured to herself. She was like (so Valley boy, Ryan!) - 'I'm from Canada' - and I was like (there 'ya go again!) - 'Oh, OK. Me too.' It's like (!) if you don't recognize the Canadian in them, they're upset. It's like we're all Highlanders, you know? We're all just supposed to know when we're in the same vicinity."

Like, heh, Ryan!

Like, don't you have CAN-DAR, not even a smidgen?

Uh-huh!

I'm a Canuck, too! 

Couldn't you tell by the red maple leafs decorating my boxer shorts, or by the Molson's brewski in my sweaty little mutt?

The BURP must have been a dead give-a-way, eh?

"Eh" - now that was quite a clue - eh?

Well, if you don't want to be a member of the exclusive Molson's Canadian Club - then fine - Jim Dandy!

As Columbo would say:

"Oh, there's just one more thing."

Proud Canucks usually get great reviews from journalists in the Beaver Press Club - of which - I am one.

At this juncture - how does it look - for your latest flick "Crazy, Stupid, Love"?

We'll see!

A review will follow.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire...open auditions in Vegas! Friday July 29th @ Gold Coast!

Well, if you have a great knowledge of trivia, and are cool as a cucumber under pressure, you may want to hustle down to the Gold Coast on Friday July 29th in Las Vegas.

Uh-huh!

"Who Wants to be a Millionaire" is holding open auditions for bright outgoing contestants in need of a little (or a truckload of ) cash!

Or, instant fame, of course!

Contestants should be ready to go before the interviewers between  7 a.m. and 11 a.m. in the morning - in the alternative later in the afternoon between 4:30 to 5:30 p.m.

Potential candidates must first pass a written test before going on to phase two.

Game Show enthusiasts who pass the screening will move on to the “hot seat” where they have to answer a selection of trivia questions from varying levels as they shoot for the ultimate $1 million prize.

Meredith Viera returns as host of the popular ratings-getter next season.

See 'ya there!

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Las Vegas...violates vendors rights to free enterprise! Clark County Commissioner Steve Sisolak accepts payola?

In recent days, there has been a big brouhaha over the increase of independent street vendors on the Las Vegas strip selling varieties of bottled water, flogging cheap sunglasses, donning costumes for tips, and what-have-you.

A local news station (Fox 5 News) just reported bright-and-early this morning that City Officials - such as publicity-hungry Clark County Commissioner Steve Sisolak - are trying to curb these practices to allegedly clean up the strip.

Sisolak argued that because bottled-water was not sold by licensed vendors, the issue of safety was of prime concern.

Where is the product being bottled?

Is it safe?

In response, one of the independent businessmen noted in a television interview that he tried to apply for a business license, but he was informed by Officials at the license bureau, that it would be next to impossible to obtain a nod of approval from the Las Vegas licensing bureau.

Why?

Greedy Casino owners (and bosses) are running interference and trying to shut-out local businessmen trying to compete in the marketplace on the Las Vegas strip.

Which brings us to the ripe issue of Clark County Commissioner Steve Sisolak.

He is working on behalf of the Casino owners to achieve their end and it raises a red flag in my estimation.

The Commissioner should be acting on behalf of all constituents and not just a select powerful few.

Frankly, I think that Mr. Sisolak should be investigated to determine if he is taking any payola from the Corporate heads of these giant business entities who own the Hotels on the strip to lobby on their behalf.

News at 11!

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Mirage Hotel...MGM security guard stalks, harasses, threatens & intimidates me! Steve Wynn part of conspiracy?

Yesterday afternoon, I was a "victim" of a shocking and distressing incident at the Mirage Hotel in which I was stalked, harassed, intimidated, and threatened by a hateful dim-witted security guard in the employ of MGM properties (and the Mirage Casino).

Mid-afternoon, after I posted a couple of news items on the Tattler, I strolled up to the Mirage to play a few leisurely slots and have a sip on a cocktail before heading back to my Hotel.

As I entered the front entrance on Las Vegas Boulevard, I noticed a security guard in a black outfit standing to my left.

As I strode down the corridor to the Casino floor, out-of-the-corner of my eye I spied the heavyset guard turn on-his-heel immediately and proceed to stalk me.

I should point out that a few years ago, I completed a course in Private Investigations, and that I have a certificate to pursue a career in this area of work.

I was taught how to detect a "tail", how to follow an individual surreptitiously without their knowledge (unlike the incompetent idiot who was lumbering behind me), and gather facts and evidence to prepare for a criminal or civil trial.

Hence, the reason I spotted his highly irregular conduct in violation of my rights immediately.

Once I was inside the Casino, I proceeded to the Players Club to pick up a copy of my Rewards Card, so I would rack up points on the slots when I gambled.

Yes, I have been a guest of the Hotel for years.

Also, I have reported on concerts and events at the Mirage - and given the Hotel tons of free publicity at the Tattler - without a dime or so much as a thank-you from the owners or management!

The last article was on the 5th Anniversary party of "LOVE" at Cirque de Soleil which was attended by Paul McCartney and twitter-buddy Yoko Ono.

Post:  06/08/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/lovepaul-mccartney-yoko-ono-dhani.html

Shortly after I received the card in hand from the clerk at the desk, he pointed me in the direction of the nearest men's room, where I proceeded to take a whiz.

When I exited the "John", I spotted another suspicious-looking male hiding behind a pillar a few feet away staring at me and taking note of my actions!

"They sure do employ a lot of creepy characters with mental and emotional problems at the Mirage," I thought to myself, as I strode to the bank of casinos to place a bet.

At this juncture, I thought that the security guard would figure out I was a regular customer and wander off to engage in legitimate activities he was employed to monitor.

However, he persisted with his obnoxious insulting behaviour, which I began to find quite discriminatory and intimidating in nature.

So, I plunked myself down at slot machine, fed in a buck, and proceeded to gamble a bit so he'd know I was not just a homeless person looking for a free drink or a rounder out to engage in some kind of nefarious crimes on the property.

But, the asshole - with shit for brains - continued to hover around pillars and hide behind banks of slot machines (under the mistaken impression that I was NOT aware of his presence).

At this juncture, I became so disturbed by his open harassment - and violation of my rights - that I decided to exit the Hotel and return to my Hotel suite to start composing a consumer alert about the security guard - and the fact that he was not only a mentally-ill guard breaking the law - but a menace to the community.

At this point, many thoughts ran through my mind.

Was he sexually aroused by me?  Was he getting his jollies trailing me in the casino?

On the other hand, maybe he was just jealous of me; after all, I am well-built and handsome (or so they say) while he was fat, ugly, and possessed all the personality of a worm.

I considered other possibilities, too.

Just maybe, he did know who I was, and was familiar with posts that I published in which I criticized incompetent security guards (who had - not only harassed and exceeded their authority - but violated innocent citizen's rights at whim in the process).

Was he retaliating against me and engaging in "scare tactics" to intimidate me to force me to refrain from reporting on these disturbing incidents in the future?

If so, he may have committed a felony.

I believe that the intimidation of a witness is a Federal Crime which falls under the jurisdiction of the FBI.

Then, it occurred to me that Steve Wynn may be involved in the conspiracy to harass, too.

Just last week I posted a negative report on the Wynn Resorts which may have offended the eccentric multi-millionaire.

Doesn't he have ties or "connections" with the Mirage (and MGM brass?).

For his sake, I hope that is not personally involved because Mr. Wynn may have his hands full with other more pressing financial matters.

My sources say Mr. Wynn may be facing an audit from the IRS, after all.

In a nutshell?

The fact that a guard was standing at the door, and followed me once I was inside, tends to suggest that "someone" was laying-in-wait for me!

Don't 'ya think?

At this point, I was so distressed to be treated in such a disrespectful hateful way, that I got up from my seat and proceeded to cash in my ticket (94 cents total in change!).

The guard (who I later learned was named "Scott") had the audacity to come up behind me, lean on the redemption ticket center kiosk, and bark at me:

"How long have you been trespassing on MGM property?"

Say what?

I immediately responded by noting that I have been patronizing the Mirage (and MGM) for years!

Then, he asked me to produce my Rewards Card, which I did promptly.

At this point, I was keenly aware that over the prior thirty minutes he had broken State & Federal Laws - and violated my rights - in the process.

After all, I studied law (and passed all my course tests with an A).

I collected my cash from the machine and informed him I was leaving the Hotel.

"If you haven't done anything wrong," he retorted, "Why are you leaving?"

I must have been talking to the stupidest person on the face of the earth.

I am not a masochist, I wanted to inform the fool.

Why would I patronize a casino that was treating me like a criminal?

He may have not known his ass from a hole in the ground, but I knew my rights, you betcha!

Then, as I proceeded to the exit, he had the nerve to follow me (as other patrons stared after us in total disbelief).

Outside, in front of dozens of witnesses, he alleged that the personal "Players Card" I was using was not mine (and didn't have my name on its face) which was a ridiculous bold-faced lie.

Also, he threatened to have me arrested for trespassing!

On what grounds, asshole?

When I demanded his name, he refused to provide it.

What was HE hiding?

Why didn't HE want me to know his identity?

Across the street I located a telephone and dialed up the Mirage with the specific aim of lodging a formal complaint against the security guard (and demand that he be fired).

The staff refused to put me through to the executive officers or any senior management personnel.

A staffer advised she would put me through to the head of security, however.

When the woman picked up the cradle of the phone, she listened very intently. But, when I pointed out that the security guard was dressed in a black suit, she informed me that his conduct was not monitored by her office.

"My office handles the complaints for the guards dressed in purple jackets," she noted matter-of-fact.

Now, she asked me to hold, while she put me through to the right department.

Then, guess what happened?

The security guard I had the confrontation with - came on the line - and started to make silly excuses about the way I was treated on the Casino floor.

For starters, he tried to toss the blame on another employee.

"Someone said you were checking credits," he accused.

Frankly, I don't know what checking credits means!

The truth of the matter is that I have poor eyesight without my glasses on.

Usually, it is not until I sit down at a slot machine, that I notice for the first time that I am required to bet up to 50 credits at once to use the machine.

Since I only like to bet one or two lines (I bet for fun and relaxation and not to break the bank) I may have to get up and locate a slot that meets my budget (and gambling criteria).

Ask any slot-machine player.

The machines are set up in sections. 

One section may have 25 cent slots, another 50 cent machines, etc.

Patrons may have to stroll through several aisles before locating a one-armed bandit they want to play.

If the Hotel's staff are stupid - and lack the common sense or any logic to figure that out - it's the fault of the management when misunderstandings occur because of their failure to hire professionals with intelligent people skills and surveillance ability.

Notwithstanding, his argument was a total smokescreen and a vicious lie.

The security guard started to follow me BEFORE I even began to enter the slot area, so his excuse was a total fabrication designed to mitigate the Hotel's damages.

"Scott" - who claimed to be a supervisor - also tried to deny that he accused me of using a card which didn't belong to me.

As I pointed out on the phone, I received the card from the Players Club desk about thirty minutes earlier (and the cameras on the casino floor would verify it!).

In fact, at times it appeared that "Scott" was trying to engage me in certain lines of questioning (were his superiors listening in on the conversation without disclosing the information to me?) in order to get me to say something incriminating.

I hadn't done anything wrong, so it would not be possible to achieve that end.

In the event he was taping the conversation, I wonder if he knows that taping a telephone conversation without the individuals knowledge or permission is illegal?

Then, near the end of the argument, Scott asked me where I was at that moment.

What business was it of his?

Was he going to send out goons to beat me up?

If you can believe it, he actually asked me to return to the Hotel at this juncture.

Was he kidding?

Earlier he promised to have me arrested for "trespassing".

Did he think I would honestly return to the hotel in view of those threats?

At this juncture, was he trying to "set me up"?

Needless to say, I informed him that I would be posting this expose to warn tourists and locals alike, about his illegal threatening and harassing conduct which warrants immediate dismissal and an apology from the Hotel.

In the meantime, I am considering filing a lawsuit for damages.

I think it is high time that Vegas Hotels were taught the vital lesson that they cannot continue to hire mentally-ill security guards (with impotency issues?) and put their guests at risk without paying heavily for the compensatory and punitive damages when their sick employees go amok and violate rights of the patrons.

If a high-powered attorney in the Las Vegas area is interested in handling this case, please contact me at your earliest convenience (i.julian@yahoo.com)

Otherwise, I shall turn this litigation over to a lawyer in the Los Angeles area.

Stay posted and avoid the Mirage and MGM properties like the plague!

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Pamela Anderson...celebrates "B" Day at chic Chateau Night Club in Vegas! July 30th!

Former tool-time gal (Home Improvement), VIP star - and fellow Canuck - will be tossing a glittering "Happy Birthday" soiree at the ultra chic Chateau Night Club on Saturday July 30th.

How old is the sexy siren?

I guess you'll have to show up and count the candles, like moi, eh?

Don 'DMFJ' Johnson will host (also flip the platters) on the Hollywood Icon's special day.

See 'ya there!

Tickets

WWW.CHATEAUNIGHTCLUB.COM

Table Reservations

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Ben Affleck...ambushed by Zsa Zsa's husband for photo op! Bennifer obliges!

One of the gossip tabloids flashed a publicity still of Ben Affleck and Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband across the old boob tube last evening which caused quite a hoot around the country.

In the candid shot a photographer captured Prince Von Anhalt beaming with his arm around Affleck.

In contrast, the actor's demanour was somewhat somber.

In fact, the expression on his face spoke volumes.

In his mind, he appeared to be crying-the-blues:

"I'd rather have 'em call me Bennifer, than be taking a photograph for posterior - um - posterity with this European joker!"

The inside scoop on the odd bedfellows?

Apparently, the film company has rented Zsa Zsa's estate for the setting of Affleck's latest flick.

My sources have been whispering that the "Prince" has been twisting arms to drum up a cameo role on the project.

News at 11!

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Fame...do you know who that is? Dark glasses, please!

Who is that man?

This past week I was forced to make a difficult decision regarding my shopping habits.

As much as possible, I have always endeavoured to be humble and down-to-earth - and for that reason - have mixed-and-mingled with locals and tourists alike at retail outlets when I shop for my personal needs.

Notwithstanding, I have also found the daily interaction with others is a rewarding creative experience which fuels up the muse.

In a nutshell?

Quite a few of my posts are based on encounters that come my way throughout the course of the day.

Unfortunately, it has become difficult to blend in with the common "Joe" in recent days since I appear to stick out like a sore thumb wherever I go!

For instance, shortly after I queue up at the cash register to pay for my purchases, customers all around me start to whisper.

Gosh, If I hear - "Do you know who that is?" - one more time - I'll scream!

Well, probably not.

Dave Letterman said it best one night on his talk show.

The popular host was out for dinner a short while ago, and for some inexplicable reason, was overlooked by the waiting staff on duty in the trendy restaurant.

After about an hour of waiting patiently with his date (wife?) a staff member waltzed up to the table and proceeded to quiz Mr. Letterman about his order.

"Would you care for some dessert now, Sir?"

"I haven't had my first course, yet," he responded politely (though boiling with rage underneath the surface no doubt).

In spite of the glaring oversight, Mr. Letterman noted to his studio audience, that he was forced to remain silent instead of complaining (for obvious reasons).

"If I said something it would be all over the tabloids."

Uh-huh!

The caption would read something like this:

"Dave Letterman throws hissy-fit in chic New York restaurant."

In my instant case, I have opted to shop elsewhere in out-of-the-way locales, in view of the growing problem.

Just maybe, I'll come up with a good disguise in the near future, though.

Someone famous (I forget who just now) was also bang on when he (or she) once quipped:

"People spend all their lives struggling to become famous. Then, slip on dark glasses when they achieve the goal, to hide who they are!"

Amen!

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