Ain't America Great (American Rant)...lyrics for pop culture tune by Julian Ayrs!

Today, I was strolling down Las Vegas Boulevard (a daily haunt that is conducive to the creative workings of my artsy-fartsy visionary bent on things) when I started to fathom up a few lyrics for a catchy little tune (sure to explode on the pop charts given half-the-chance).

It goes something like this:

Ain't America great!
Ain't America great!

Gays are tying-the-knot
The medically-disabled are smoking pot
The President is black
Sarah Palin has a great rack!

USA!
USA!
USA!

Ain't America great!
Ain't America great!

Welcome the humble masses
Down with racist asses
Hurrah for Mom & Apple pie
If you believe in
Justice & Freedom for all
Vote Ron Paul!

USA!
USA!
USA!

Ain't America great!
Ain't American great!

(trail off to a dull roar)

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