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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Job Fair...Dress for Success! No Cell Phones! No Shorts!








If you're heading for one of those job fairs in Las Vegas next week, it's important to follow a few golden rules if 'ya hanker to land gainful employment with great pay to boot!

For starters?

Dress for success - and that means - no shorts (for starters)!

And, steer clear of peacock ensembles like the one that the Television News anchor (Fox News 5) sported on air bright-and-early at-the-crack-of-dawn this morning.

The hapless newsie committed a fashion faux pas when he teamed an elegant wine-colored dress shirt (trimmed with a starched-white collar!) with a tie (in a lighter shade of rose) against a dark silhouette (i.e. a chic two-piece suit).

In a nutshell?

The unfashionable fop whipped up a "pimp look" that would have turned-off any employer.

In the altnerative?

Well - an understated tie in conservative colors (with a shirt sans constrasting blinding-white collar) - would surely been preferable (and triggered a nod of approval from a potential boss).

There are another couple of tips worth following, too.

Ignore a cell phone if it goes off during the course of the job interview.

If you throw caution to the window - and elect to answer it - your resume will probably be tossed in the garbage (go figure).

And, dashing outside for a smoke is a no-no, too.

Any Nun will  tell 'ya, it is a dirty habit!

In fact, don't show up at a one-on-one interview with bold splashes of cologne - clinging to your body perfect - either.

By the way, as we say in show biz, break a leg!


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Pimp "look" at no-no at Job Interview!
 

Vice President Joe Biden...to snooze in Las Vegas! Paris Hotel hosts Teamster Union's Convention!





Though the White House has been a little vague about the specific details of the Vice President's stop-over in Las Vegas it's official.

President Obama's political sidekick is slated to deliver a speech on Friday July 1st at the Teamster Union's 28th International Convention at the Paris Hotel in the exotic desert oasis.

Unless the VP dozes off, the much-anticipated appearance is expected to go off without a hitch at approximately 11:15 a.m. at the convention center inside the trendy Hotel premises.

Do you suppose Mr. Biden will dare broach iffy issues such as the escalating deficit or illegal workers (and a backdoor Amnesty plan) if quizzed by the aggressive media?

News at 11!

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Justin Timberlake...can he save MySpace from blogosphere oblivion?





The startling news that MySpace was sold for $35 Million to a little-known digital firm based in Irvine - known as Specific Media -  came as quite a shocker yesterday afternoon!

After all, in its heyday - Parent News Corporation (headed up by high-flying Rupert Murdoch) - once paid a whopping $580 million to get into the MySpace social-hub game a scant few years ago.

When Murdoch first negotiated the transaction (2005), MySpace was the fifth-most popular destination for web surfers on the net (a sure thing?) who were attracted to the glittering array of cutting-edge musical artists packing a wallop within the delicious confines within the site.

And, by 2007, MySpace was catapulted into the blogosphere to become the leading social network boasting 100 million users strong each month.

Staggering success at first blush, eh?

But, by October 2008 the axis of the musical universe went tilt up.

Since that time, the trendy mainstay on the Internet slowly began to slip, then eventually lost its grip.

Then, MySpace earnings dipped this past year to $184 million, to clearly signal a death knell.

So, it came as no surprise to industry-insiders when the word came down from on-high to "dump".

On the heels of the surprising purchase, there was still an optimistic note resonating (crying out?) at the MySpace site, though.

When Specific Media announced that Justin Timberlake had been brought on board to help salvage MySpace, a buzz streaked across the blogosphere because there was cause for celebration.

The Pop Icon - who negotiated a financial stake in MySpace with the new owners - is pretty upbeat about the social hub's latest incarnation (and chances for a full recovery).

"There's a need for a place where fans can go to interact with their favorite entertainers, listen to music, watch videos, share and discover cool stuff, and just connect. MySpace has the potential to be that place," Justin underscored in a recent press release the past 24/7."

You betcha!

Justin, wanna be my friend?

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Jack-in-the-Box...stupid Latino servers anger customers! Bad manners! No people skills!








Customers at Jack-in-the-Box were angered when they slipped in for a breakfast special bright-and-early this morning and were denied a cup of water with their meal.

Years ago it was a given that when a patron plunked themselves down at a table in a restaurant, the server on duty automatically turned up with an ice-cold glass of water in hand as they prepared to take the order.

With the advent of fast-food outlets some of those perks fell by the wayside, though.

For the most part, giants in the industry still are still prepared to offer up a cool glass of water, but the customer usually has to ask for it.

The counter person will either prepare the request themselves when packaging the order, or provide the individual with a cup so that it may be filled up at the soda fountain a hop-and-a-skip away.

Today, Jack-in-the-Box refused to provide the water because they were allegedly out of the cups they normally serve the H20 up in!

This was particularly annoying to patrons who spied dozens of plastic cups within sight behind the counter (paper cups for coffee, too).

"Why don't you use on of those cups," one observant (flexible) dude asked innocently.

"Oh,  I can't do that," the pudgy pimply-faced employee quipped back.

"Why not?"

At this point the server stammered and was at a loss for words.

When the individual asked to speak to the Manager, she was quick on-the-uptake, though.

"Oh, they're busy," she retorted.

Uh-huh!

Did the snotty little Latino gal think the customer was born yesterday?

He or she probably didn't speak any English, and was hiding out of sight, in the event ICE was cruising by outside.

Just kiddiing!

But, the truth remains.

In view of the fact customers were purchasing breakfast, the employees should have provided the water in whatever cup was on hand, to ensure customer satisfaction.

The worker was too stupid to figure that out, for starters!

Judging from the limited number of customers in line at the Jack-in-the-Box outlet at 780 Flamingo Road in Las Vegas this morning, I expect that - for the most part - American consumers have now opted to patronize another fast-food chain down the street where the staff are quicker on-their-feet.

No wonder!

Who wants to trot in to a business and get constantly slapped in the face by uneducated immigrants who haven't any people skills (or evena modicum of common sense when it comes to smoothing over the waters)?

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Pet Peeves...Latino & Asian bottle blonds! Orange hair a fashion no-no!




Sassy & Brassy!
(easy does it, Cher)





Today's pet peeve?

Well, I am tossing the searing spotlight on dim-witted Latino and Asian beauties (a certain Italian songbird, too) who elect to become - "bottle blonds" - and end up with lustrous "Orange" hair!

OMG!

The screwy bodacious babes (!) must be color blind.

I dare say.

I mean, talk about a bad-hair day!

Don't these dizzy bitches realize how ridiculous they look in their kooky misguided attempt to appear lily "white" and surfer "blond"?

As to black women - well - I'm not going there!

Whenever I spy "black and orange" I immediately think "Halloween" after all.

Go figure!

Isn't it great to be a natural blond, Paris Hilton?

Later!

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AndroGel...boosts testosterone levels! Treatment for bone loss & reduced muscle mass!





When a patient trots off to the doctor - even to the emergency department at the local hospital - it is rare that a technician performs a routine check for testosterone.

Subsequently, male patients may be suffering from medical ailments due to insufficient testosterone levels in the body such as bone loss, reduced muscle mass, and a lack of sperm (for starters!).

In the event the individuals testosterone tests uncover abnormalities a family physician can correct the problem by prescribing AndroGel to boost the levels.

AndroGel is sold at pharmacies by prescription only in packets which constitute a thirty-day supply.

The "gel" is similar to a popular "lubricant"in constituency.

The patient tears open the container and proceeds to dab AndroGel on the skin (usually on the upper chest, forearms, or belly) where it is absorbed in to the bloodstream to work its magic.

Because testosterone affects the male voice (deepens it) and tends to encourage hair growth, don't be alarmed if there are a few body transformations which unfold after administering AndroGel for a week or two as instructed.

AndroGel may be covered by a patients insurance depending on the medical problem which has caused the deficiency to occur.

Stay healthy dudes, eh?

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Martin Short...guest stint on "How I Met Your Mother" a lure for fans!











One of Canada's national treasures - comedian Martin Short - is returning to the small screen to inhabit a role on the popular CBS Sitcom "How I Met Your Mother".

Short - the star of big-budget screen features such as 3 Amigos (who has also taken on the challenge of demanding dramatic roles in "Damages" and "Law & Order") - has been cast to play the "boss" of one of the regular characters on the ratings-getter in a storyline expected to stretch out over several episodes.

The zany comic has skillfully played a myriad of off-beat (wild!) characters over the years - my favorite being - nutso talk-show interviewer Jiminy Glick (who was featured in Comedy Central's Primetime Glick).

Glick's one-on-one gab-fests with real-life celebrities such as - Bill Maher, David Hasselhoff, Goldie Hawn, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, David Schwimmer, Gene Simmons (Kiss), and Brian Williams - were a real hoot!

The charismatic star has also won numerous awards, including one for a stage performance in "Little Me" (which earned him a Tony Award).

Martin - break a leg - eh?

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Dolly Parton...New CD release! Concerts slated for Hollywood Bowl in July!








Effervescent Country & Western Star - legendary Dolly Parton - is ecstatic over her new CD which is titled "Better Day".

And - she's also enthusiastically touting her tour - with live! concerts slated for the Hollywood Bowl at the end of July.

One interviewer quizzed Parton about a potential stop-over in glitzy Las Vegas.

"Sure, I'd like to headline in Las Vegas," she excitedly responded in the affirmative.

"If anyone at a venue is interested, they can call me up, and we'll chat about it," she quipped delightedly, in so many words.

By the way, Dolly's favorite signature tune is "Coat of Many Colors".

Years ago, when I resided on Larrabee Street in West Hollywood, the charismatic songbird used to maintain a hideaway up the street from my apartment.

Uh-huh.

On occasion, I'd spy her long sleek limousine purr by in the dead of night or at the crack of dawn.

Dolly is also quite thrilled about the fact she is computer savvy these days.

"I have a web site and everything," she beamed.

http://www.dollyparton.com

Now, fans can cruise over to her official homepage and follow Ms. Parton on her comeback trail.

On the talk-show circuit this week, Ms. Parton tended to refer to the Royal "we" at the drop-of-a-hat as she revealed upcoming personal appearances scheduled over the next few months.

"We" are who, I wonder?

Dolly and her hubby?

The "Star" and her entourage?

The "Lady Boss" and her hired hands?

Enquiring minds want to know!

News at 11!


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Dolly Parton to appear at Hollywood Bowl!



Walgreens...Nosy staff Violate Consumer Privacy Rights! Managers gouge prices! Deceptive business practices!














I was taken aback when I strolled up to the Pharmacy counter at Walgreens at 3339 South Las Vegas Boulevard day-before-last and overheard the clerk quiz a customer about the cost of a prescription drug pursuant to the individuals insurance coverage.

After noting that the co-pay for the customer picking up the prescription was $3.30, the elderly employee proceeded to poke his nose into the patron's private medical affairs.

"Do you realize that this drug normally costs $1,000.00," he pointedly sniped at the customer (loud enough for all within earshot to hear) who struggled to maintain his composure.

Obviously, the middle-aged man was stunned by the intrusion judging by his negative reaction.

After all, what business was it of the pharmacist's?

Was the crotchety-old clerk jealous of the customer's excellent insurance coverage or was something more sinister afoot?

At this point, the individual stumbled for a response for a second or two.

"I know," he hesitated sincerely at long last, "I am quite lucky. I count my blessings every day," he managed to blurt out, a little emotional over the lack of code of ethics on the part of the ignorant Walgreens employee.

In my opinion, the conversation should never have taken place pursuant to applicable privacy laws.

The pharmacist should have simply checked the ID of the customer, processed the insurance, and collected the co-pay (with no questions asked).

In sum, the Walgreens employee breached a code of ethics and violated the customer's right to privacy in the process.

In fact, his shocking conduct rose to the level of negligence and invasion of privacy.

But, I am not surprised with what went down.

After all, Walgreens has a history of of "crossing the line".

For example, in the past the corporate giant has disclosed confidential private medical information about its customers to third parties without their permission or written consent.

The data was obtained from the prescription records on file which they gathered by virtue of drug sales at their pharmacies around the country.

Walgreens has also been previously slapped on the wrist by the Government for overcharging on sales items (i.e. computer scanners were not adjusted to reflect sales prices so consumers were charged the original ticket price unless they double-checked their bill and noticed the billing error).

The store's actions amounted to false advertising, deceptive business practices, and fraud.

The outlet at 3339 South Las Vegas Boulevard is also guilty of price gouging.

For instance, the items on the shelf are consistently priced at 10% - 20% higher than the products in other stores in the chain around Las Vegas. For example, a container of milk that sells on Fremont Street for $1.39 is sold for $1.99 at the Venetian Hotel location on the strip.

Management has deliberately manipulated the cost of inventory to dishonestly take advantage of the fact tourists lodged at hotels nearby are - not only use that store for convenience sake (distance factors) - also unaware that the items are less costly at Walgreens stores at other locations.

Because I shop at Walgreens stores in - Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Las Vegas - so I am quite familiar with their basic prices and keen to their dishonest business conduct as a result.

Talk about an "evil" Empire!

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Las Vegas...$3.00 taxi surcharge for debit cards! Rickshaw, anyone?









 



Seasoned travellers who have touched down in the desert oasis for a vacation - or a business trip - are keen to the fact the gambling mecca is a sprawling Metropolis that stretches for miles in all directions.

Subsequently, hiking around on foot - especially when the tropical paradise is suffering through a sizzling-hot heatwave soaring into the three digits - is out-of-the-question!

For starters, practical tourists may be inclined to rent an economy-size vehicle (some may go hog wild and choose to tool around in a candy-apple red Ferrari and pay through the nose for the thrill-ride) or simply flag what used-to-be a moderately-priced cab.

'Til recently, that is!

The City just granted a request by Frias Transportation to allow a surcharge in the sum of $3.00 every time a rider presents plastic to pay for their fare - which has raised the stakes - considerably.

So, budget-minded folks may now opt to spring for a day pass  on the "Deuce" ($7.00 for 24 hours) which is a bus provided by the City of Las Vegas which zips up and down the strip hourly.

Unfortunately, because the double-decker bus was poorly-designed (passengers often bump their heads when they go to-and-from their seats because of low ceilings or knock their knees because each nook is too small for the four passengers which it was crafted to accommodate) folks who don't cater to the idea of rubbing shoulders with strangers may be forced to look elsewhere.

How about a scooter?

A trendy little sucker may be rented for $49.00 a day.

Too pricey?

Rickshaw, anyone?

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Anderson Cooper...Kim Kardashian's ass! Serious journalist? Or, slow news day!








Pint-sized News Anchor - Anderson Cooper - obviously takes pride in the fact that he is known as a - um - respected journalist to be taken seriously.

If that is the case, then why did he open a segment of his top-rated broadcast last night with a fluff piece on Kim Kardashian's "ass"?

Was it a slow news day or was Coop's "eye" on potential ratings?

News at 11!



Kardashian "rump" roasted!

Paris Hilton...breaks up with Boy-Toy! Crass commercial plugs muddy image!





Cy Waits & Heiress Paris Hilton kaputzky?






The word out of the Paris Hilton's camp is that the pretty heiress has broken up with her promoter Boy-toy (Cy Waits).

Though cute - Paris, never date a dude who is prettier than you! - the studly Lothario was a bit of an opportunist in my estimation.

For example, when the bodacious blond sashayed out and plunked down in the hot seat on the Dave Letterman Late Show recently, the clingy heart-throb hung in the wings nearby anxious to get his mug on camera!

When Dave made a comment about his "Members Only" leather jacket, the camera turned on the young entrepreneur to reveal that he was literally squeezed into the pricey outerwear.

Uh-huh!

Too tight.

Fashionistas around the country were sneering.

Paris, you're better off without him, 'cause he was dead weight.

At this juncture, I only have one bone to pick with Ms. Hilton.

Lately, whenever she saunters out for an appearance on the talk-show circuit, she is quick to plug a product.

Paris, you're starting to sound like a huckster.

Honey, you've got more class than that.

So, stop it, eh?

And, how was your day?

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Steve Wynn...to launch Hotel & Casino in Singapore! Chinese superstitious in nature!






Word out of Steve Wynn's camp is that the astute Hotelier with the Midas touch is about to set up shop in Singapore.

"It's my next goal in life," he beamed to the media in a recent press interview.

The lofty "dream" - though within his grasp - may be in limbo for the moment if the scuttlebutt is true.

According to sources, Wynn is required to hold off on the gamble because of a restriction imposed by the Government which requires exclusivity for current Casino owners.

Years ago, a friend invited me to jet off to Singapore for a vacation and to take in the exotic sites.

But, I begged off.

In retrospect, I now kick myself for not jumping at the opportunity to explore the historical mystical city.

In recent years, mind-boggling property developments has moved forward, with a spotlight on futuristic architectural design.

For instance, an awesome rooftop infinity pool at Marina Bay Sands commands a stunning view of the dazzling Financial District's Skyline (the owners boast that the splash feataure is approximately one-and-a-half football fields in length).

Gosh, I'd pay a pretty penny to lounge poolside as Michael Phelps propels his toned muscled bod from one end to-the-other.

Meanwhile, Resorts World Sentosa - not to be bested - launched a Theme Park with Universal Studios which features an upscale family-oriented Hotel.

In some respects, the old Guard still maintains a stranglehold when it comes to gambling, though.

Because the Chinese people are superstitious by nature, the Government has imposed restrictions on its citizens to ensure they don't fritter any the mortgage money.

Residents of Singapore are dinged $80.00 for one-day passes to the Casinos (good 24/7).

In contrast to the policies in the United States, family members are legally entitled to step forward and request that relatives be banned from gambling halls in the event they are vulnerable to chronic addiction to games of chance.

Casinos are also barred from advertising locally.

Ins spite of the aforementioned limitations guests topped out at a staggering 11.6 million in 2010.

Sales at two of the major Casinos combined equalled 1.7% of the gross National Product.

Obviously, Steve Wynn is anxious to grab for a piece of that lucrative pie!

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Las Vegas...cops engage in intimidation tactics to save their jobs!

Squad cars may sit empty if lay-offs approved by City!







With possible lay-offs of eight-nine uniform officers in North Las Vegas on the horizon, a posse of the "Men in Blue" enaged in questionable conduct this past week which residents and City Officials argue rise to the level of intimidation.

For example, Cops - with a nod from the top Brass in the Department - erected ubiquitous signs on the side of the highways warning that if members of the force were laid-off that the community-at-large will be at risk and vulnerable to crimes.

On the heels of the implied threat, residents and City Officials expressed their anger and dismay on a local Newscast - over the unprecedented tactics irate Police Officers have used in recent days to stave off unemployment.

"They're instilling fear," one concerned home-owner lamented to a rapt reporter.

"We're trying to balance a budget. So, they shouldn't be so selfish in their demands," another opined a few seconds later.

Of course, their scare tactics do not come as a surprise in Las Vegas where the mob ruled (still?) once.

Years ago, for example, business owners were advised to pay for "protection" or "else".

If they didn't cough up the dough, it was inferred that their homes may be robbed and their shops razed.

The current strategy of the Las Vegas Police Department smacks of illegal intimidation tactics, too.

Maybe the FBI should step in and investigate to ensure that the veiled threats are not "empty" ones.

What happens in Vegas shouldn't stay in Vegas in my estimation in respect to these serious illegal issues.

Amen!

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Monday, June 27, 2011

Electric Daisy Carnival...Vegas tribal ritual ends on upbeat ecstatic note!













In what amounted to the younger generation's answer to "Woodstock", thousands of costumed "Daisy Heads" flocked to the Las Vegas Speedway over the weekend to participate in a tribal ritual brimming with eclectic electronic music, hynotic dance maneuvers, and adventurous dalliances with a psychadelic drug or two.

The annual celebration of life went off without a hitch!

Granted, there were a few tense moments when ticket-holders and party-crashers were subjected to ID checks (18 and over please!) and thorough intrusive body searches, but once through "heaven's gate" it was smooth sailing (floating?) for the hedonistic night creatures out to par-tay 'til the crack of dawn.

In spite of a sizzling-hot heat wave (the mercury soared into the three digits by the end of the day) which threatened to wilt the festivities - music-lovers, medics, and sponsor's handlers - pitched-in and pooled their resources to prevent any mishaps (drug overdoses, overwhelming heat exhaustion, or the dangerous side effects of dehydration from gaining a stranglehold on unsuspecting victims).

The revelers kept cool-heads - in fact - and endeavoured to soar at lightning speed throughout the action-packed calendar of events - all the while vibrating an aura that radiated peace and love (dudes)!

The sponsors offered up amusements, too, such as a Ferris Wheel, a Fun House (with things that went bump in the night), and  a myriad of awesome streaming-light shows that dazzled throughout the starry night.

There were a handful of celebrated guests artists on hand (who wowed the teaming masses) such as DJ Tiesto (a pop star in his own right), Skrillex, DJ Benny Benassi, and David Guetta.

Highlights of the weekend included performances by Glitch Mob, Pleasurekraft, Bloody Beetroots Death Crew 77, Green Velvet, and Moguai.

Of course, Ecstasy was the mood elevator of choice!

Fortunately, there weren't any fatalities, hard-drug related.

So, the INSOMNIAC game plan paid off.

I expect the gang of muscle-bound studs that had their eyes on a bevy of bodacious babes will be zipping into town next year when North America's biggest RAVE returns to the desert oasis.

See 'ya there!

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Peter Falk...Memories of a kind-hearted actor! Oh, just one more thing!







I, along with many others in the industry, was saddened by the news that well-respected actor - Peter Falk - passed to spirit over the weekend.

Mr. Falk was best-known for his delightful characterization of "Detective Columbo" which he fleshed out with distinctive style on the long-running highly-rated drama series.

However, Falk was also blessed with a remarkable multi-faceted career which spanned several decades.

In one of his early television appearances (a just-blossoming medium) Falk drew rave notices (and snapped up his 1st Emmy Award) for an off-beat portrayal of a truck driver on the ever-popular "Dick Powell Show".

The compassionate actor, born in New York City in 1927, was quite adept on the boards also.

On the heels of being cast as a bartender in "The Iceman Cometh" - talent scouts took notice - and there was no looking back for the humble thespian.

Shortly thereafter - two plum roles in the medium of film landed him Oscar nominations for Best Supporting Actor - "Murder, Inc." and "A Pocketful of Miracles" respectively.

But, "Columbo" was the character that made the reluctant star a household name around the country.

While the weekly mystery series was in production, I was cast in a cameo role for one episode which featured a plot line that focused on the fascinating realm of the paranormal and a charlatan who used smoke-and-mirrors to commit a murder.

On the set one day, I half-turned, and found myself face-to-face with the rumpled "persona" of Detective Columbo.

I tell 'ya, that was quite a memorable experience, for a fledgling actor to experience.

Mr. Falk possessed a magnetic "aura" which spoke volumes.

Falk fondly relayed his feelings about the Columbo character recently in a heartfelt interview.


"I love him. He's eccentric, oblivious to the impression he makes on people. His obsessiveness is hidden by his graciousness. He has a sly sense of humor, is by nature polite and totally devoid of pretension."

The last two years of his life, Falk suffered from Alzheimer's disease and dementia, which triggered a couple of legal skirmishes in the courts with family members in the inner circle.

In 2009, the court granted a request by his wife to maintain control of his personal care and professional affairs.

According to public records, Mr. Falk was 83 years old when he left this mortal coil.

When God created Falk, he broke the mould.

The talented performer will be missed!

Peace Perfect Peace.

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Mr. Manners...tipping not a place in China! Waitress's rude rant on Fox!







On a local Fox "rant" segment on the evening news the other evening a tired old waitress complained that gamblers on the Casino floor were not coughing up coin of the realm for drinkie-poohs she plunked down by their one-armed bandits while they were busy trying their luck.

"Las Vegas is a tipping town," she hissed on the station's voice mail unit.

"If you aren't going to tip, then don't come to Las Vegas," she angrily added before slamming down the telephone.

Boy, does this loser have shit for brains!

A few days ago, I published guidelines on tipping in the exotic desert oasis, and underscored in particular that tips were discretionary in Vegas (and cited the reasons why).

Post:  06/22/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/mr-mannersrude-bellagio-waitress-shakes.html

If that was not the case, Management would impose a mandatory surcharge of 10% - 15% on each tab like they do overseas in Europe.

Just try to stiff a snooty French waiter at a sidewalk cafe!

On this side of the big pond, it's a simple matter to hustle up a tip, though.

For starters, move your ass, honey!

And, deliver up the cocktail promptly, with a smile on your face (and a cheerful disposition if at all possible).


Surely your face won't crack!

Standing around with your thumb up your butt begging for tips just doesn't cut it.


Have you no self-respect?

Bottom line?

Don't punish the patrons because you hate your job and have to toil to make ends meet.


If you can't cut it, then hang up your apron, and make room for a thankful employee who pines for a job in these tough economic times.

Tipping may not be a place in China - but it is also not compulsory - especially when it comes to lay-abouts without any work ethic who expect the world to pay their way in life.

As Joan Rivers would quip:

Grow up!

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Justin Bieber...mobbed at perfume launch! Pop Star doesn't care how dudes smell!







Over the weekend, heartthrob Justin Bieber was mobbed at a promotional junket when he breezed in to plug a perfume now being sold under his brand name at trendy retail outlets.

The upbeat frenzied event turned chaotic, however, when a crazed onlooker attempted to get up-close-and-personal with the Pop Star from the quaint little town of Stratford on Avon in Ontario (Canada).

Subsequently, the "Bieb" was whisked away by quick-thinking security, and the par-tay was cut short to the dismay of all the screaming fans in attendance.

But, a pundit on a Network Show got it all wrong recently, when he reported on the scent kick-off slated for this past weekend.

The high-profile anchor blasted Bieber for capitalizing on his fame and allegedly selling-out.

"Who cares how a teenager smells anyway," he hissed to his viewers!

Actually, the pop charmer noted on an interview last night, that he created the perfume for his female fans (and their Mothers).

"I don't care how a guy smells," he chortled.

So, maybe those rumors about his body odor are true?

Kidding!

After all, I don't want droves of passionate die-hard fans (mostly of the female persuasion) firing off hate-mail my way!


The Grobanites are bad enough, eh?

By the way, Justin, what brand of aftershave do you splash on a the crack-of-dawn?

News at 11!

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Starbucks...at war with McDonalds over menu items! Oatmeal never looked so tasty!










 Those with a keen eye probably noticed that two giants in the fast-food industry have been competing neck-in-neck for the almighty dollar in recent days.


The tactics each corporate entity has been engaged in to lure customers includes copy-catting menu items, for starters.

For example, when Starbucks sales started to slump, the trendy coffee-house introduced a "breakfast" sandwhich startling similar to the Egg McMuffin that McDonalds rolls out at the crack-of-dawn each day.

Seattle's "egg & sausage" upstart is tastier, though (because the ingredients are fresher and higher-quality).

But, breakie-lovers at Starbucks pay through the nose for the treat.

Meanwhile, over in Kroc territory, execs started scheming to find a successful way to snag a hefty share of the lucrative specialty java market.

Bingo!

Back at the "breast", McCafe brands started to fly across the counter faster than the pimply-faced overweight servers could rustle 'em up!

Ever-mindful of their client base (and likewise their penny-pinching habits) the brass wisely priced their java beverages a buck-or-so less than those on tap at Starbucks.

Then, shortly after Starbucks started to rake in the cash on "Oatmeal" sales (a nourishing breakfast meal offered up in a snazzy cup with a juggernaut of zesty nuts, chewy raisins, and delicious brown sugar on top) the Quaker dude's product mysteriously showed up on the shelves at McDonalds out-of-the-blue one day.

Imagine that!

Unfortunately - in contrast - the cereal that McDonalds serves up to its customers is usually stone cold and brimming with tasteless apple chips, rubbery raisins, and icky sweetener.

Eugh!

Starbucks is not offering any French Fries on the menu - well - not yet.

But, just betcha, a home-cooked style potato side-dish (like Grandma used to whip up in her kitchen at sunrise) would sell well alongside the breakfast sandwich.

Can't wait!

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New China Buffet...all you can eat for $6.99! Vegas smorgasbord scrumptious!








If you have a healthy appetite and your culinary tastes run the gamut, check out the New China Buffet just above Maryland Parkway on Flamingo in Las Vegas.

For the budget-minded, their lunch and dinner specials are reasonably priced, for starters.

For example, their all-you-can-eat lunch is $6.99!

And, there is a smorgasbord of delicious delectable dishes to set your sights on such as fresh fruit (melon, peaches, oranges, grapes, pineapple), piping-hot broth (won ton soup, for instance), fresh sushi, chicken wings, rice plates, ribs, exotic steamed vegetables, and Asian specialty entrees.

If you're stomach is still growling for more grub after the main courses - and in the event you also have a sweet tooth - go hog wild on the scrumptious desserts such as the fancy pastries and cakes with an eastern-flavor, chocolate pudding, almond cookies, jello (three flavors), creamy soft ice-cream (chocolate and vanilla), and what-have-you.

Yummy!

Plus, you'll get a fortune cookie to boot, at the cashier's desk just before you slip out the door.

See 'ya there!


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Gay Marriage...legal in New York! Lady Gaga wept! No more living in sin!








On the heels of a broadcast of a searing documentary on the "Stonewall" riots (which focused on the bloody fight for gay rights in the East Village a couple of decades ago) it is only fitting that the Governor of New York State - Andrew Cuomo - signed a controversial bill into law which grants homosexuals (gays) the right to wed with the blessing of the State.

The measure was approved 33 to 29.

Cuomo affixed his "John Henry" to the historical document just minutes before the clock struck midnight at the witching hour over the weekend.

The law becomes effective in thirty days, at which point, same-sex couples are entitled to trot up the aisle, profess their love, and promise to obey!

Unless, they're related to Kate Middleton, of course!

Needless to say, there was a lot of revelry in the streets of the "Big Apple" last night once the exciting news spread to the four corners of one of the most cultured cities in the United States.

I guess all those decorators and fashion designers have something to do with that, eh?

A few celebrities, who toiled to make the cause a reality, responded accordingly.

Lady Gaga wept!

Ricky Martin enthused that it was time to "celebrate".

And, ever-emotional Rosie O'Donnell cried out ecstatically:

"Happy Days are here again!"

Judging by the polls, the tide has turned in respect to attitudes in the mainstream about same-sex marriages.

Just recently, 53% of U.S. residents voted in favor of the unions.

But, a scant few years ago, only 42% were willing to give a nod to the anxious couples.

"What the state did today brings marriage equality to a new plane. We reached a new level of social justice," Cuomo summarized to rapt reporters on outside of the Senate building yesterday evening.

Silly me!

Gosh.

I thought the good thing about being "gay" was that you didn't have to get hitched!

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Michael Jackson...memories of Pop Star's Death & the "Wake" at UCLA!











After gulping down the last tasty morsel of lunch, I headed towards the Research Library on the campus at UCLA on June 25th.

Once I stepped outside the cafeteria, I immediately spied a helicopter buzzing overhead.

Two teenage girls dashed by and were chatting each other up excitedly.

I managed to overhear a snippet of the conversation.

"I hear that Michael Jackson is in that helicopter and that he overdosed," one of the pretty students exclaimed in shock.

Say what?

I was knocked out by the news.

At this juncture, I tore up the front steps of the library and plunked myself down at the nearest computer terminal just inside the building to the left of the main foyer.

I began to conduct a search on Jackson and possible alerts on his health.

Nada!

Were the major news outlets afraid that the rumors were all a hoax?

Or, were they simply in the dark about the overdose, I wondered.

Now, the frenzy at UCLA was reaching a fever pitch.

"Michael Jackson may be dead," one conjectured, as tears streamed down her cheeks.

Then - a few minutes later - one of my inside sources revealed the awful truth.

"Michael Jackson overdosed and was rushed to the hospital."

I immediately logged into "The Tattler" at the Blogger web site and proceeded to pen a post (which I summarily published a scant few seconds later).

On the heels of publishing the news alert, I proceeded to "tweet" a flash about the shocking news on Twitter.

Within minutes, the speculation about Jackson's untimely demise was streaking around the blogosphere at break-neck speed.

Then, I spied a tweet from TMZ, confirming that Jackson had - indeed - passed to spirit.

So - I posted an update on "The Tattler" - and followed up with another tweet.

Post:  06/25

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/michael-jacksondead-50-re-post.html

After scanning a few news releases which were flooding in from major media outlets around the world, I packed up my briefcase and strolled outside.

I took a shortcut across campus and trotted down to the UCLA Medical Facility where dozens of reporters, paparazzi, and TV crews were now parking their vehicles haphazardly along both sides of the street and scrambling up the front steps of the hospital.

By now, hundreds of Jackson fans - lookie-loos, too - were swarming into the tiny square to take up a vigil for the much-loved Pop Star.

Meanwhile, a spokesman for the hospital attempted to control the ensuing chaos, by updating the media every few minutes or so about the specifics as the events unfolded before our eyes.

At long last, it was also announced that a doctor in the employ of UCLA (and a member of the Jackson family) would be issuing statements shortly.

Which they did.

There was a stunned silence when it was confirmed that the beloved King of Pop was dead.

Then, something phenomenal happened.

Fans hoisted up portable CD players - which began to ground out the Pop Star's hits - as they began to dance and make merry with each other.

The once-sad gathering suddenly became a celebration of the "thriller's" life!

Essentially, the evening turned into a magical uplifting wake!

Post:  06/25/2009

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/michael-jacksonfans-celebrate-life-of.html

In sum?

It was a remarkable memorable day - one that I shall cherish - the rest of my own short sweet life!

Amen!

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