OMG!
I was munching on a salad day-before-last at one of the local eateries when one of my dazzling crowns popped off mid-chew.
Uh-huh!
Before I was wise to the fact, I swallowed the little sucker right down.
Folks around the desert oasis may have noticed that I have been particularly tight-lipped until this morning.
For good reason!
I was making a concerted effort to hide the unsightly up-front gap which was a blight upon my "looks".
Vanity be thy name, eh?
I bemoaned the loss to a pal.
"Crowns are expensive, 'ya know?"
In fact, depending on the dental work required to correct the problem, the costs could be astronomical.
"I may have to spend up to a thousand bucks to have a new crown installed," I wailed.
"Well, there is one solution to the problem," my buddy cackled wickedly.
"The tooth will pass through your digestive tract and end up in your next bowel movement," he noted matter-of-fact.
Was he suggesting that I sift through my sh** to retreive the little devil?
Would I ever stoop to such drastic measures?
Let's put it this way.
Today, the crown is secured firmly in place.
You figure it out!
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