On the heels of tossing a chic soiree for an elite circle of pals on the roof of her beach-front condo, "Mean Girls" star - Lindsay Lohan - saw her world careen out-of-control once again.
Well, momentarily!
Before a snitch could utter up "probation violation"- a bench-warmer presiding over Lindsay's complex legal proceedings - was inclined to haul the starlet's pretty a** back into court for downing a few drinkie-poohs while under house arrest.
Once in court, however, Lindsay's astute lawyer pointed out that when the terms for the "house arrest" were approved there wasn't any stipulation that the troubled addict refrain from tossing back a shot or two (to ease the pain now-and-then).
Ooops!
The Judge ended up with egg on her face!
As one of the kids on TMZ would quip.
"Was that scrambled or fertilized?"
Subsequently, the testy Judicial Officer was forced to shift gears and issue a spanking-new directive so there would be no bones about the issues in the future.
In no uncertain terms, the Jurist (obviously on the rag in view of her bitchy demeanour yesterday) hammered home the obvious.
Although Ms. Lohan was able to roam freely within the confines of her comfy lodgings at the beach, she was - in essence - still in "jail".
With this in mind - and in view of Lindsay's flagrant disregard for the sanctity of the Judicial System - the Judge proceeded to ban all parties in the future.
In a bold-faced effort to accomplish this end, the Judge imposed a restriction on guests.
Currently, Ms. Lohan is only allowed to invite one guest to her home whenever there is a need for companionship.
The hanging Judge stopped short of taking her allowance away, I expect.
By the way, if you're a fan - rooting for Ms. Lohan - you've obviously been marking the days of her incarceration (!) on the calendar.
Good news!
Lohan has a scant few days to remain sober, clean, and humble as a church mouse.
Will Lohan be celebrating her freedom with a night out on-the-town?
News at 11!
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