Mr. Manners (aka Julian Ayrs)...Etiquette at gym! No peeing in shower!

 

Occasionally, the TMZ kids flirt with raunchy material that may raise an eyebrow or two.

For example, recently Harvey Levin wondered aloud if it was kosher to pee in the shower at the gym!

"Eugh," was the immediate knee-jerk reaction of his pups on the popular night-time tabloid show.

According to Mr. Manners, golden showers in a public facility is a definite "no-no".

Unless you're an inmate at the local slammer!
For starters?

Releasing urine into the stall is not only bad manners, but beyond primitive.

Even savages in the wilds are inclined to trot behind a huge spreading oak - or leafy canopy - to relieve themselves when nature calls.

Though one of the MTV lads conjectured that the practice may be acceptable if a stud muffin aims with precision at the drain, Mr. Manners urges restraint.

"Put a clamp on it, guys!"

"There is a splash effect, 'ya know?"

In the final analysis?

Any classy gym bunny (especially one who is "gay") is sure to swagger over to the urinal or - in the alternative - squat in the toilet stall raring to go.

And, whether prissy or not, he just might reach for a soft tissue to wipe the end of his "Johnson" when the manly task has been performed (if only to guarantee no unsightly stains will soil his precious tight-whities, 'ya know?).

By the way, it should go without saying that masturbating in the shower stall is also frowned upon.

If a studly guy next to 'ya triggers a boner, hook up later, eh?

Take it home, fellas!

When it comes to equipment - the gym's, not yours - be sure to have a clean "cum" towel on hand to wipe off the leather or vinyl so your sweat doesn't rub club members the wrong way either.

A tip to the straight guy on the prowl?

Men sweat, but women perspire!

That little nugget of wisdom may maneuver 'ya into the sack, just betcha.

Finally, don't be offended if a handsome son-of-a-gun strides up and asks if he can "work in" on the machine while you're in the midst of your set.

Obviously, he's hot to trot, with you!

Have a good work-out.

And a sauna, too.

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