Don't let the stars get in your eyes!
Best t*ts in dirty politics today!
They were three men with distinct personalities and individual styles which matched up with their social and political aspirations.
Above all, each was voted into power by constituents who were not only a bit starry-eyed - but praying in their heart of hearts - that dirty politics and the old boy's network were part of a bygone era about to get the boot.
The candidates made a slew of promises, danced the old soft shoe, then fenagled their way into the living-rooms of the unsuspecting (remember the old tale of the wolf in sheep's clothing?) who were expecting radical changes overnight and assurances that each of their "Saviours" was in for the long haul.
Of course, their names are Barack Obama, Gavin Newsom, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The political postures the winsome threesome were drawn to - suited 'em - and dovetailed nicely with their unique persuasive skills.
Barack, known to be agile of mind, was capable of selling an Eskimo snow.
Of the three, Obama was the true political gladiator, humanized by the experience.
In fact, the PREZ was man enough to admit error, omission, lack of foresight (you name it).
Gavin, the aw-shucks Mayor, would have his supporters believe he was down-to-earth.
Just the kid next door!
That must be quite a neighborhood!
And then, there was the larger-than-life Austrian (Schwarzenegger) who bulldozed his way into office after he mesmerized Californians with his superstar aura and promises to terminate those who got in his (and the voters) way.
Shall we call them the three wise men or Curly, Larry and Moe?
They're the three stooges, alright.
Pray that the next election delivers up a more lovable (reliable) cast of characters, eh?
Never trust a politician who can't give a cool thumbs up!
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