The "big" one starred with Shaun Cassidy in Hardy Boys!
Kirstie Alley has been bouncing around the boob tube bellowing about her new reality TV show.
"The Big Life" premieres on A&E on Sunday evening (March 21st).
The fleshy offering tosses the searing lens of the camera on Alley's dumpy frame and her subsequent efforts to slim down as voyeurs around the country peer on in gut-wrenching disbelief.
What a p-i-g (some might utter under their breath); thankful, they're over the hump themselves.
On one early-morning talk show, Ms Alley was quite adamant that her religion - Scientology (more like Science Fiction to me; after all, writer Ron Hubbard wrote in that genre) had nothing to with her decision to go public on the issue of her Highness's "bigness".
One perky host quizzed Alley about her long-term goals in taking on such an - um - hefty assignment.
"It's not about staying slim, because that would be a difficult goal to maintain. To find the right weight for me sounds comfortable (and ideal)."
The likeable zoftig gal - who once starred on "Cheers" opposite seasoned pro Ted Danson - admits the reality bill-of-fare transformed her ideas about herself a tad during the course of piecing the project together.
"I wasn't going to worry about touch-ups, but when I caught a glimpse of the footage, I realized I am definitely a make-up girl."
"I'm not going to be perfect-looking like the Kardashians, though" she sniffed.
Athough she appears to have a lusty appetite for male company, the breezy outgoing Alley hasn't seriously dated for about ten years, she confessed.
Years ago, at an awards ceremony, the ballsy broad strode up to the podium to snatch up a coveted Emmy she won, and thanked husband (at the time) Parker Stevenson for the "big one".
That's what got her juices flowing, I guess!
Is she pining for the earth to move once again?
If you read between the lines, I surmise the answer is, yes.
Kristie has a pretty face, and luminous eyes, so a svelte figure is all she needs now to turn heads once again.
Of course, as Jessica Simpson recently lamented on Dave Letterman, guys like something to grab onto apparently.
Post: 03/10/10
http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/03/dave-lettermanjessica-simpson-quote-on.html
Alley is certainly worth her weight in gold in that regard.
While chubby chasers are a rarefied - quirky breed - just betcha there is one waiting in the wings for the TV personality currently rising like a phoenix from the ashes of despair.
You go, girl!
Kirstie poses challenge for make-up gal!
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