Prince Albert of Monaco has great taste in babes, eh?
Prince Albert of Monaco tied the knot in a quiet Civil Ceremony yesterday to be followed up today with a splashy - jubilant - Royal Wedding to be attended by respected Heads of State, a smattering of luminaries from the glittering climbs of Hollywood (his mother's old stomping grounds), and - of course - a parade of Royals from around the globe who jetted in to the principality to toast the - um - happy couple.
Uh-huh!
The private exchange of vows on July 1st - golly - was quite a somber event (according to eyewitnesses).
Did the bride actually hold back a tear?
Gossips say she bit her lip, for sure!
Apparently on the eve of the blessed event - the once-beaming commoner - was dealt a terrible passionate blow.
Although Prince Albert publicly acknowledged he fathered at least two illegitimate children with gal pals from his scandal-ridden past - as it turned out - there was still a lot of action between-the-sheets which the Prince had yet to fess up about on the eve of their betrothal.
Not exactly a virgin, eh?
Gosh, for a man gossip-mongers have swore up-and-down for years was "gay", Prince Albert sure has been prolific in bed with women, I dare say.
But, back to the soap opera!
Stunned by the naughty news - OMG - his wife-to-be (pretty Charlene Wittstock of South Africa allegedly secretly purchased a one-way ticket back to nowhere in a bold-faced effort to steal away under the cover of darkness (never to return to the quaint Principality ever again).
How dramatic!
In the 11th hour, Prince Albert was able to sweet-talk his lover into strolling down the aisle, instead.
Perhaps he tore up the pre-nuptial agreement?
Or, just maybe, gifted her with a fabulous bauble so she'd kiss and make up?
There's something about the "Family Jewels" that charms, after all.
Needless to say, that's all water (tears mostly) under the Royal bridge now.
I give the marriage five years.
If not, I expect Ms. Wittstock will end up over the side of the canyon with conspiracy theories swirling.
News at 11!
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