You can have your cake & eat it, too!
(no matter what that twisted waitress thinks)
Footloose (well, not exactly with that ubiquitious ankle-bracelet) and fancifree - Lindsay Lohan sauntered out the front door of her home evening last - to celebrate her 24th birtday.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY!
As Kojak would say, we love 'ya baby!
But, not all things that go bump in the night, were in the mood to toast the femme-fatale out on her nightly par-tay-hearty Red Bull 'rounds.
At the oh-so-chic Voyeur Club (nestled alongside the French Market Place on the strip) the spoiled movie star - known to court a Judge or two on account of naughty social behaviour - was sent for a loop when a waitress out-of-the-blue stormed up and punched Ms. Lohan smack dab in the face.
Ouch.
Bitch-fight!
But, the head-strong young colt diffused a potentially ugly incident, when she acted with restraint.
Instead of slapping back, or calling the cops to file assault charges, Ms. Lohan handled the unpleasant encounter with Grace.
That's classy!
That's right, you hold your head high, girl!
That screwball babe was just lookin' for publicity - and in the final analysis - an opportunity to link to your fame.
She's a "twisted wacko lipstick-lesbo" with the hots for you.
Talk about sicko!
They don't call Tinsel Town "Hollyweird" for no good reason!
Oh, by the way, many happy returns!
What now?
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