Paris & Lindsay to star in Jailhouse Bitches!
Lindsay Lohan got quite a jolt when she finally alighted in a humble jail to serve her court-imposed sentence.
Surprise!
Inmates - though not formally introduced (where's Ms. Manners when 'ya need her?) - broke into uproarous applause and a wild round of whoops and hollers in approval.
Accepting responsiblity for one's actions has its rewards, after all!
'Ya know what they say:
If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime.
As media hounds pressed cash into flesh, and called on favors at the courthouse in a bold-faced effort to feret up juicy tidbits of scuttlebutt for their clients, Lindsay began to count the days.
In spite of the fact the Judge sentenced the side-tracked starlet to ninety days at the low-key facility, Officials speculated that the "Mean Girls" star (sentenced to ninety days originally) fly the coop in fourteen days.
According to insiders, the Sheriff's book-and-release clerk, inputted an August 2nd (2010) release date.
In response to an outcry - and accusations of celebrity justice - a spokesperson at the jailhouse noted for the record that inmates often serve only twenty-five percent of their jail terms due to overcrowding (sometimes less).
In retrospect,, it may have been a snafu in favor of Lindsay, that triggered the earlier date of liberation.
"Her projected release date is Aug. 1 or Aug. 2," the spokesman summed up.
"The information initially posted on the website was based on one 30-day sentence because a clerk missed Lohan's other two 30-day sentences."
The webmaster updated the records after a lot of finger-pointing, to reflect Lohan servved 51 days (a total arrived at by factoring in time for good behavior),
For example, Officials disclosed to the paparazzi, that Lohan was completely cooperative when she was booked into the Century Regional Detention Facility on that infamous Tuesday morning.
Sheriff's Department spokesman - Steve Whitmore - reported to a posse of newsies that Lohan underwent a standard medical and pshychological evaluation.
People with notoriety are kept away from the regular jail population for security purposes.
For some inexplicable reasons, upper level Officials determined that Lindsay fell into a category that required only andard procedures (with no special or cautionary treatment).
A Lohan representative satisfied the curious, when she underscored that the side-tracked strong-willed actress, had completed court-ordered alcohol education classes.
Whew!
You go girl.
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