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Friday, July 16, 2010

Lindsay Lohan...enters rehab! Toxic friends shunned! Shapiro to head up defense!




Lindsay's once-healthy glow!



Amid a swirl of speculation, Lindsay Lohan "checked into" a respected rehab facility yesterday afternoon with a copy of "Toxic Friends" tightly grasped in hand.

Uh-huh.

In the old days, insider-druggies were referred to as enablers - but, oh! - how the times have changed.

Now that Ms. Lohan has dumped former legal counsel, celebrity lawyer Shapiro (of O.J. Simpson fame) has stepped up to the plate to try to bat a 100 for the troubled starlet desperately seeking a get-out-of-jail-free card.

Rumors abound that the "Mean Girls" star is pinning her hopes on smooth-talking Shaprio to convince the Judge to forego on the slammer so that LL may continue on at rehab a girl uninterrupted.

I expect Lohan anticipates that Her Honor will have a short memory and won't take the part-ay girl to task in respect to disrespectful scribbled texts (Fu** you) subtly etched on her pampered nails last time before the bench warmer which hinted at her contempt for the court.

Does Shapiro have the chutzpah to pull it off?

The clinic - Pickford Lofts - was set up Shapiro, after his son Brent died of a drug overdose in 2005.



Shapiro will spin legal magic!

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