And, baby makes three!
Levi needs re-programming!
In fact, one insider hinted that wedding bells were about to ring out in the Great White North!
Just a short while ago (in-between stripping down to his skivvies and conducting sly cat-and-mouse interviews with trendy rags for the check-out counter at groceries around the country) Johnston was at the Tea Party Queen's throat going for the jugular.
Why the sudden change of - um - heart?
One pundit's assessment was hilarious.
"Levi is sort-of-a - "Jason Bourne" character - a loose cannon about to go off. He needed to be brought in and fully re-programmed for the next phase of the Sarah Palin agenda."
What might that be, pray tell?
A run for the Presidency, natch!
Maybe, Bristol's recenthigh-profile appearance on a popular reality soap, triggered thoughts of following in her pampered foot-steps by virtue of an in-between-the-sheets co-habitation?
Or, just maybe, Levi pined to be to the manor born when he caught site of Bristol's comfy new digs?
Except for his teen sweetheart, there haven't been many prospects for the plotting Lothario, except for a handful of offers from gay magazines - and horny dudes - anxious to get into his scandalous pants.
Some hint that he's been paid off to toe the Palin line.
Inquiring minds want to know!
News at 11.
For her sake, hope he's got a big one!
Punch but no panache!
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