Who's sorry now?
At press time, the editors at Complex Magazine were in the throes of fleshing out Lindsay Lohan for a one-on-one interview to bolster up a bikini-clad publicity still slated to grace the next sizzling-hot cover.
The bedraggled starlet has been somewhat elusive of late, in spite of a promise to follow through with a sit-down chat with the editors, with the express intent of playfully focusing on Marc Ecko's publicatiion in a collaboration with artist Kaws titled "Little Girls Lost".
This late in the game, and desperate for an escape-hatch, Complex Magazine conjured up a novel way to sidestep the interview-less issue without getting egg on the face.
In an intriguing approach, editors elected to document a mad-cap chase, in which their inventive reporters sought to snatch up a few choice quotes from the elusive starlet.
"Emails have gone unanswered; the same for voicemails we left with her mom, Dina. When you don't have a publicist and your personal assistant resigns, it's a lot easier to disappear," growled a magazine spokesperson.
So, there was no other alternative, eh?
Meanwhile, it is doubtful that Lohan will escape the long arm of the law!
In fact, insiders have whispered that she was full of trepidation about the prospect of turning herself in to face the harsh sentence imposed by a BH Judge.
"She was nervous, a fidgety mess, and her legal team, family and friends were very concerned about her fragile state," a "People" source disclosed after jottting down the erratic behaviour for future reference at one of Logan's gatherings at Pickford rehab.
In fact, the upcoming trek to the Los Angeles Lynwood Correctional Facilitiy, is sure to result in disappearing act of another kind (for at least 45 days) once she strips down and steps into the only couture outfit crafted for inmates on the paltry prison payroll.
Glorified PJ's in monochromatic hues?
News at 11!
Drunk as a skunk!
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