I was flipping through the front section of the newspaper this morning and LOL (laughed out loud, you newbies) when I caught sight of a caption that was just too yummy to ignore.
"Alcohol may speed brain shrinkage"
You don't say?
The report (for obvious reasons no writer was inclined to own up to penning it) noted that - according to a study in the Archives of Neurology - the more people drank (!) the smaller the size of their brains.
Do 'ya figure?Now, here comes the capper!
The study found that the phenomenon (!) was especially pronounced in women.
Dudes, keep your eye out for those ditzy bodacious babes on booze, eh?
Especially the curvy blond bombshells, cause it amounts to a double-whammy!
So many brains shrunken during spring break...
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