Prince Harry & Prince William...pursue studly adventure in name of charity!

Two Princely studs are on their way to the Great Horn (or thereabouts) to rustle up a fortnight of ballsy pleasure!

In the name of charity - Prince Harry (the scrapper with freckles and red hair) and Prince William (the classy one) - will be hitting the trails of South Africa.

Obviously, there be a spill or two on the hazardous terrain.

But, the boisterous lads are prepared for that.

There's a wager among 'em as to who has the most seaworthy legs.

Funds raised during the thousand-mile hairspin jaunt through the jungle wilds will be divied up so that UNICEF, the Mandela Children's Fund, and Sentebale (fun-loving Harry's pet project) receive an equal lion's share of the proceeds.

For those of who are biting your nails - and concerned about the safety of the Princely charges - rest assured.

Both of the thrill-seekers are experienced bikers.

According to informed sources, each rides a high performance motorcycle in Britain.

No word on whether there will be any bodyguards in tow!


I expect a handful of the Queen's protective forces will be lurking behind every bush along the trecherous path and hot on their trail pursuant to the Queen's Royal directive.

Along with a gaggle of paparazzi and nubile young virgins seeking their fortunes, too, I expect.

Long live the Princes!