All the brouhaha last week about "Joe the Plumber" pretty much said it all.
For the American people, it all gets down to basic plumbing!
As I mulled over the issues, I suddenly recalled an old joke.
This regular "Joe" (no relation to the plumber guy) was on the job one day working around some heavy-duty mechanical equipment when a band of metal snapped off the machine and sliced off his penis.
Well, his fellow workers got him to the hospital faster than you could blink an eye.
Although his life was saved, he lost his much-loved man tool.
While he was recuperating in the hospital, a good buddy stopped in to cheer him up.
"Heh dude, when you're feeling your oats again, I'll take you to a specialist who can implant a fabricated organ that works just like the real thing."
The dude waved him off - and essentially - pooh-poohed the idea.
But, the pal was persistent.
One day - when his friend was out of the hospital and contentedly back at work - an idea hit him like a bolt of lightning.
He'd just take the guy by the hand one day (without revealing their destination) and hoodwink him into meeting with the doctor.
The planned worked.
However, as he sat and twiddled his thumbs in an easy chair in the clinic, he stammered for the words to express how he was feeling about the issue.
"Don't say a thing," the doctor cautioned him.
"I just want you to take a look at something."
At this juncture, the physician pulled open a drawer and revealed a fake eight-inch penis lovingly packed in a plastic wrapper inside.
The dude's eyes lit up.
He was about to say - "yes, let's do it" - when the doc held him back.
"Hold on a sec. Feast your eyes on this."
The doctor opened a second compartment where a ten-inch fake co** beckoned from inside in all its fabulous glory.
"Yes," they guy cried out as he excitedly struggled to get to his feet.
"Hold your horses," the doctor instructed.
"Inspect this here super-duper model."
He then unveiled a twelve-inch man-made male organ.
The worker jumped up ecstatically and shouted out his approval.
"I'll take it. I'll take it. Have you got it in white?"
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