Cougar scouts the terrain!
TMZ ambushed Jennifer Lopez yesterday when she was out on a shopping spree at the Grove (with a posse of handlers in tow).
Like many celebrities, cautious J. Lo was inclined to keep her distance, which hindered the photo op a tad for the aggressive media pups.
When the fleshy star catches sight of their revealing segment which broadcast this evening, she may be inclined to be more kissy-face next time Harvey's kids cross her path.
You know the old saying.
"You get a lot more with honey than vinegar."
As Jennifer was alighting into the backseat of the limo, a sharp paparazzi dude - quick on the uptake - managed to zoom in and get a bulls-eye view of her butt-crack!
The gossip hounds compared the ghastly sight to the grand canyon!
"The continental divide," another gossip monger guffawed.
Ouch!
It reminded me of the old joke.
"If you had a million dollars, what would you buy?"
"A new ass. Mine's cracked."
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