On one of the local morning talk shows, DJ’s were discussing the best pick-up lines to land a date with the fair sex.
It was agreed, without hesitation, that moving in too quickly on the prey was a bad idea.
Looking too desperate (or horny) was not such a great way to start off a relationship apparently (according to the polls, anyway).
Pu**y savvy Don Juans were hip to the fact that surveying the dating terrain from afar for a moment or two was the best approach for dudes anxious to score.
Timing was important, after all.
It wouldn’t hurt for a horn dog to pay attention to an "open letter" to males that recently appeared in a slick monthly magazine.
In that hilarious piece, women revealed what they found attractive in men.
A guy who drinks scotch is sexy, most tarted-up ladies fessed up.
"He shouldn't drink anything sweet or frothy,” the expert noted.
An un-manly cocktail like that might land you a date with her young brother, instead.
A caller this morning was asked to show his stuff by way of a little amusing play-acting on the live broadcast.
As a laid-back Lothario, he wasn’t half bad.
“Heh, the weekend’s coming up. What are you up to?"
The “heh” softened the approach, I guess.
A way to sort-of slide into home base.
The smooth disc jockey suggested the date-master utilize the fact actress Jo-Lo’s latest feature film - The Back-up Plan - was currently screening to maneuver a cozy rendez-vous at the local movie house.
The suggestion caused the dude’s pulse rate to rev up right away.
“The sweat’s breaking already,” he joked.
There’s an old saying which goes something like this.
“A fair maiden was never won by a faint heart.”
When interviewed - a bevy of pretty gals (and handsome guys) - admitted they were lonely.
“Most people think we’ll be too selective because of our looks.”
Nope.
Time and time again I have noticed a knock-out sitting at a bar sipping on a cocktail alone, because potential dates in the lounge were too intimidated to make a play for their affection (and feared rejection).
Then, some average-looking person was bold enough to walk up, and say hi.
Guess what?
A large percentage of the time, the twosomes departed together, at which point the other folks in the room started kicking themselves.
Want a line that I have used over the years that never fails?
“So, are you into guys with big dicks?”
Works like a charm every time!
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