Thought it was a good disguise at the time!
The tabloid magazine shows have been keeping close tabs on frisky Charlie Sheen.
New developments in his - um - personal life have raised a specter of doubt about his sincerity when it comes to relationships after all.
Is he hell-bent on accomplishing something worthwhile in rehab or is that all for show?
One high profile news outlet broadcast incriminating shots of Charlie sneaking out of a love nest which raised more than a few eyebrows after an in-depth investigation.
The diminuitive actor was sporting a hat (pulled down over his face) casual non-descript jacket, and sneakers when he was caught under the glare of the searing spotlight.
But, get this, a tacky moustache - bushy as hell - was glued to his upper lip.
Sleuths assert that the fake whiskers were actually a prop used on a segment of his popular TV Comedy - "Two and a Half Men" - a few weeks ago.
When Charlie's character waltzes in with the ubiquitous moustache plastered to his face, on the episode in question, a young male urges him to remove it.
“You look like a 70’s porn star.”
Maybe that was the image he was shooting for in view of the company he was keeping.
His strange bedfellow is allegedly a high-priced escort who charges upwards of $3,000.00 an hour.
Nice work if you can get it.
Her luscious lips must work wonders.
Or, maybe Charlie - after a couple of failed marriages - has figured it's a lot cheaper (and more headache free) to just order out.
Party favors, extra!
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