Gossip-mongers were all over the juicy dish like flies on sh** this morning.
When Rihanna was performing at a party end of last week, allegedly Paris Hilton was all over toy-boy Chris Brown in the audience; in fact, the sexy heiress was inclined to drape her elegant bejwelled arm around the musician's neckie-poo in an oh-so-intimate fashion!
And, the big scoop?
On the tawdry eve of the alleged physical assaults on his gal pal, Paris and Chris Brown were texting each other furiously under the midnight sun!
Cozy? Scandalous? Or what?
Suppose Chris has a foot fetish.
If so, Paris can get him a pair discount at Zeppo's, under her own designer label!
And, what does he have to offer her?
Paris, bruises are never very flattering on silky porcelain skin!
Psst!
The inside word from an investigative team down at the old slammer - sources swear - is that that the incident over the weekend was not the first time Brown vented his um - passions - on his main squeeze!
Seems, he likes to knock the chanteuse around now and then.
Ang Lee said it best:
"Lust. Caution."
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