Christian Bale...KROQ jocks pat selves on back! Attack mode for media...

Who's sweating?

KROQ disc jockeys gave kudos all 'round this morning on air.

Yup, they patted themselves on the back.

"Why did they want to interview us," one sleepy-headed disc flapper queried his co-workers, who were chortling it up on the low-brow talk fest.

"Because Bale came to us. No one else had the story."

"Yeah, he said we made him laugh all week, so that's why he dialed in," another airhead boasted on the sidelines in the studio.

Then, the gang of merry pranksters played a clip of a reporter from "Extra" who interviewed the KROQ staffers.

It's kind of like a snake eating itself up, one cackled.

"Yeah," another chimed in, "it's like the pilot at a plane crash. If you can't talk to the pilot, then latch onto a bystander to get the goods."

"We were the only ones Bale would talk to, that's why."

According to the Extra staffer, this is what went down.

"It was completely off the cuff with KROQ disc jockeys," he excitedly reported to his rapt audience.

"It wasn't planned, so they weren't prepared with any questions or anything."

At this juncture, they proceeded to tear him to shreds!

So much for biting the hand that feeds you, eh?

The dudes were inclined to also take jabs at a female reporter at highly-rated TV news show - the obnoxious inflections in her voice and the overly-dramatic use of sensational adjectives and colorful superlatives, in particular - and the manner in which she described the wild Bale "tirade" which had the country wagging their tongues all last week.

In fact - in spite of the fact they criticized others for much ado about nothing - the dim-witted jocks continued with their field day ad nauseam as they took pot shots at bloggers, lambasted newsies on the net, and so forth and so on.

"It was as if Bale's apology wasn't enough. Too late," one scoffed.

"Did they expect Bale to come to their home in person?"

At this point, a female employee noted that during the tirade the hothead actor appeared to carry over with his "American" accent during the dressing-down of the Director of Photography.

Indeed, on air on Friday, Mr. Bale had a noticeable English accent which was the norm.

So, bored fools that they are, they proceeded to muse aloud.

"Do you suppose he was so in character that it was difficult for him to step out of that intense acting situation?"

On the heels of this insightful remark (!), they theorized that the Bale incident may prompt filmgoers - and the curious - to take in the flick when it is released, so they can fathom for themselves what kind of intense acting he was involved in that resulted in such a bizarre turn-of-events to unfold for almost four minutes on set.

Just maybe, it was all a publicity stunt concocted by Bale, to prop up a flailing career?

Yeah, those Dudes at KROQ are such lapdogs!

They'll eat anythin' up!

When it comes down to it, judging by what I heard bright and early at the crack of dawn, they're just a bunch of inglorious bast**ds with sh** for brains!

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