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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Prince William...to wed in June! Royals to splurge!



The Royal Lovebirds!







The inside scoop is that Prince William will trot down the aisle next June to wed main squeeze Catherine Elizabeth Middleton.

Around the Palace, though, she's just plain old "Kate".

The Royals have basically kept the well-kept secret under wraps for a couple of good reasons.

A tough economy forced the Queen to cut-back on expenses earlier this year to avoid the harsh barbs of her staunchest critics, for starters.

News of Royal Wedding wouldn't sit too well just now.

Therefore, because Prince Charles is determined that his son will have a lavish wedding ceremony befitting a future King, the Royals have held back on revealing their plans with the hope that come next spring a stronger economy will bod well for the nupitals to go forward with no expense spared.

Queen Elizabeth and her advisors also take the position that a June wedding will "romance" the world and end up boosting the tourist industry - and sales of souvenirs - as effervescent crowds of well-wishers pour into London for the once-in-a-lifetime fairy-tale wedding.

Pssst!

Better book now, or there won't be any affordable rooms in the Inn, come the 1st of June!

News at 11!





The Queen has her eye-out for a suitable Castle!

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