Lindsay Lohan was in for a rude awakening when she sashayed into court today to answer to charges that she was in Violation of probation for failing a mandatory drug test last week.
The Judge's reaction was swift and severe.
Throw her in the slammer!
A few minutes earlier, Lindsay roared up to the courthouse - stylisly outfitted in a dark blazer and peering out from behind dark shades with her mother in tow - half-expecting the proceeding was just a formality.
But, the troubled addict was in for a jolt when the disgruntled Jurist - Eden Fox - instructed the Sheriff to hand-cuff the pretty starlet and take her into custody.
After denying bail, a hearing was set for October 22nd, at which point the "Mean Girls" star was whisked way to the country jail where she is expected to don an orange jumpsuit and suffer a loss of privileges once again.
Ouch!
Those weren't crocodile tears Ms. Lohan shed when she was placed inside an unmarked police car and hauled away to women's facility in Lynwood, California, to be incarcerated once again.
On the sideliness, gossip-mongers tittered.
To paraphrase a quote from the musical "Chicago":
"She had it coming!"
In spite of the fact the high-profile celeb was released early from Jail last month - and give leniency - Ms. Lohan neglected to count her blessings.
A mandatory drug test which came back "dirty" signaled to the court that the social gadfly was defiantly thumbing her nose at the justicial system.
According to one Sheriff, Lohan is being kept away from the general population at the slammer "for the safety and security of the entire jail system."
Lohan, 24, is to be held in an 8-by-12 foot cell on lone stints that may stretch out twenty-three hours or so without contact with other inmates.
Not a charmed existence, by any stretch of the imagination.
Meditation may be a usetool right now for Lindsay to facilitate self-reflection.
Good luck, Ms. Lohan!
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