Sarah Palin...Demi Moore to play Gov in Hollywood sizzler?

I laughed out loud when I came across an article in the morning paper - speculating about casting possibilities in the event Tinsel town opts to turn out a quickie screen bio on the dicey politico of the moment - Sarah Palin.

Writer Rachel Abramowitz offered up Demi Moore as a prime candidate for the meaty role.

Her reasoning was hilarious!

"Moore could really capture what veteran comedy writer Larry Gelbart pointed out was Palin's mixture of sensuality and dominatrix."

And, she quipped, young hubbie Ashton Kutcher could inhabit the part of 1st stud.

Yes, I expect he'd be dashing about the scenery in madcap fashion yelping the obvious.

"Where's my condom, Dude?"

Deadpan, Moore - with lustrous locks in a spinster bun and half-exposed boobs spilling over a conservative neckline - would undoubtedly respond in kind.

"We never wore rubbers in Alaska, why should we now in Washington?"

The producers might want to lift a scene from Moore's compelling feature-length drama - "GI Jane" - to get at least one point across about the glass ceiling.

If you recall - in that potboiler - Moore's character enlists in an elitist army unit (where no self-respecting undaunted female has ever ventured before) bent on earning prestigious commando credentials right along-side-of her gung-ho macho counterparts.

The army brass instruct her commanding officer - and likewise the rest of the tough-as-nails outfit - they are to thwart the spunky service-woman's bold-faced efforts to achieve those goals, at whatever cost.

In one action-packed scene, Moore's character incurs the wrath of her senior officer, and so - the stubborn two soldiers - engage in an all-out knock 'em down drag-out fight against the backdrop of a horrendous storm that has blown into camp.

Just as it appears that her superior has packed a wallop sure to keep her face wallowing in the mud for days, Moore's femme fatale manages to muster up enough strength to pull herself up by the bootstraps - at which point - she lets out an un-godly primal scream.

She hollers - "suck my c**k" - as the officer stares back at her in disbelief - stunned by her ballsy bravado.

Will Palin have to engage in these kinds of theatrics to rustle up some respect on Capitol Hill where cries of "sexism" are currently being bandied about?

It's doubtful.

Her current mantra - "Go F**k yourself" - appears to be charming the khaki pants off the republicans, just fine!

Can the voters be far behind?

An endorsement for a Wonder Bra far behind?