George Bush...face reader confirms Bush uncertain about McCain!

The face is a reflection of the inner being...

Last night, George Bush was caught in a big lie, if you believe in the science of face reading.

Currently, law enforcement - for one - facilitates the practice to determine if a suspect is telling the truth during interrogations.

And, they swear by it.

An analysis of the facial expressions of a person when they're talking - muscle twitches, eye movement, and obvious tension in areas surrounding the mouth, for instance - is capable of determining if the individual is holding back, fudging on the facts, or telling a bold-faced lie.

According to an expert in the field - who analyzed the Prez's facial expressions during his speech at the Republican Convention on Wednesday evening - Bush was not entirely forthcoming about his feelings for John McCain.

For instance, when Mr. Bush noted for the record that he thought McCain was ready to lead, a pained smile and a parsing of the lips signalled to the interpreter that Bush was not convinced of that fact, at all.

Ah, gotcha, George!