Lesbians around the country were obviously titillated this morning when they opened their morning daily to read Lindsay Lohan allegedly turned gay!
The revelation popped out of the mouth of Chief William Bratton at an inaugural meeting for a task force of elected officials, law enforcement leaders, and others seeking to regulate what they perceive as frenzied irresponsible conduct by the local paparazzi whenever they are in search of their celebrity targets.
Yes, the heated debate is revving up once again.
Although singer John Mayer and actor Eric Roberts turned up ready to toss their two cents worth in, Chief Bratton was ready to call it a day.
In fact, he declared the ballsy effort a farce!
"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes, Paris is out of town and not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
In sum - he argued that existing laws were sufficient to curb the lens hounds - but not before accusing "misbehaving stars" of being the cause of ninety-percent of the problem.
And, he pointed an accusing finger at City Councilman Dennis P. Zine, for needlessly fanning the flames.
Zine was quick to a throw a deft one-two punch back!
"They (paparazzi) act like a pack of wolves stalking their prey. What we're trying to do is prevent a tragedy from happening."
Then, he zeroed in on Bratton for acting inappropriately under the color of authority.
In fact, the irate politician has asked the Police Commission to investigate Bratton's comments about Lohan's alleged sexual orientation. In support of his complaint, he noted for the record that any regular police officer on the force would be investigated and possibly disciplined for making such an outlandish remark while on the City payroll.
Bratton countered by lamenting that controlling the paparazzi was like trying to "herd cats".
Maybe that's why the focus on Lohan's pu**y came to the fore.
Still waiting to hear from Lindsay's camp!
Pack of Wolves howl at celebrity's door...
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