We didn't take out a mortgage on this one...
With Barack Obama so focused on moving into the White House in recent days - a voter on the campaign trail among the thronging masses in Fargo (N.D.) - was inclined to query whether the anxious Democrat might consider decorating the Lincoln bedroom with African Kente Cloth.
What was the presidential hopeful's response?
"A copy of the Gettysburg Address would look more appropriate than the flat-screen television currently affixed to the wall," he mused.
Come now!
Barack, aren't you taking this whole patriot "thing" a little too far?
Or, are you just a bit kinky, Sir?
Maybe you're inclined to dress up in a wig and military uniform and recite the historic document - while your wife Michelle - writhes on the bed moaning to every sanctimonious word?
In view of all the wild presumptions emanating out of Obama's camp of late - clearly a journalist at the Los Angeles Times succinctly put it all into perspective today - when he opined,
"The biggest challenge may not be Republican John McCain but rather his (Barack's) own hubris."
For starters, maybe it's time to clean out the old pipes.
Barack - give it a shot the old-fashioned natural way - with a diet consisting partly of bran, succulent fruit, and a finely concocted herbal remedy.
But, if the sh** keeps bogging 'ya down, go the quick route with chocolate a go-go (Ex-Lax).
Contrary to what you may think, Barack, you're in dire need of a Royal Flush!
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