Michael Phelps...gay? Writer Bill Plaschke at LA TIMES as subtle as Elephant!

Plaschke probes Phelps...


Well, at least LA TIMES writer - Bill Plaschke - didn't lament that Michael Phelps was a "dork" again in today's edition of the morning daily.

But, he continued with his bashing, nonetheless.

Paschke also appeared to be on a "fishing" expedition with a secret agenda in mind.

For instance - he made a point of noting that the Olympic Gold Medalist was close to his "mom" - but estranged from his father.

At this juncture, he wondered if Phelps had a girlfriend. And, if so, who she was.

Plaschke, you have all the subtlety of an elephant stampeding through daisies.

Are you hinting that Michael may be gay?

Is that it? Do you have the hots for the Olympic champion?

Obviously - when they hired Plaschke at the LA TIMES - they were scraping the bottom of the barrel.

In the future, I'll turn to more discerning news outlets for sports updates.

The sports section at the TIMES does make for a good lining for the kitty litter box, however.

Meow!!!

Phelps photo stirs up Plaschke's erotic funny bone...