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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Jody Foster...to pay palimony? Lesbo circles incestuous!

Foster a lipstick lesbian?



Gossip mongers are hinting that Jody Foster may have to face a palimony suit.

Allegedly, Ms. Foster has been in a long-term relationship with another woman. But, now that the two-some have gone kaput - and Jody is nurturing a cozy romance with a sexy new partner - some are speculating that a court battle over assets may be in the offing.

The respected actress racked up at least 100 mil (according to informed sources) during the former union which - according to easy math - signals that the cutie may have to part with $25 big ones at a minimum.

Some people in-the-know (and close to the principals) have whispered that in a bold-faced effort to avoid any nasty legal battles - or tawdry displays of soiled linen in public - Ms. Foster elected to introduce her new gal pal to her ex.

The reasoning?

Foster figures in that pretty little noggin' of hers - that if the dynamic trio all get along - there may not be any need for any ugly tustling in the courts.

But, Jody may have overlooked one important factor.

Lesbians tend to be an incestuous lot.

Once a love affair doesn't pan out - jilted partners tend to split off into their "circle" - and recycle each other!

Watch out, Jody!

You may be left out in the cold at night and finding yourself short of cash at the local ATM.

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