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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Paris Hilton...John McCain "wrinkly" old man!

Paris stalks her prey...


This past week - an acid remark John McCain tossed into the political arena about Barack Obama may have boosted media attention his way - but there were repercussions.

When the war monger accused Barack Obama of taking a cue from Paris Hilton - and acting like a celebrity - all he** broke loose.

After all, the Hilton family contributed to the windbag's campaign.

Although mommy held a press conference - and stood by her darling - Paris was inclined to demonstrate her own capacity for chutzpah, too.

With a gaggle of attentive handlers in tow, the celebrity known for being - well, um - famous - shot a video to launch her cause celebre

As she coyly lolled about in a leopard-skin swimsuit before the cameras, Ms. Hilton not only proceeded to poke holes in McCain's hot air balloon, but ended up writing him off as a "wrinkly white-haired" old man.

To many young women your age, Paris, they're known as lovable "Sugar Daddies".

But, with all your big bucks, I don't expect you'd fit in the role of trophy gal!

Although the contributions from the Hilton camp have dried up, McCain has allegedly ventured down the dusty back roads of America in search of untapped blood.

At a Hell's Angels rally this past week, he obviously struck gold!

When the aging Lothario strode on stage - excited bikers belched and revved their motors - in support.

Unfortunately, Obama was not on hand to offer up any expert advice on the Art of Motorcycle maintenance!



Me wrinkly?

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