Skanky is as skanky does!
Brad's spanking-new Facebook
(come hither look)
A doorman barred the entrance, but eagle-eyed blood-hounds (who managed to get a glimpse through a half-cracked bedroom door) were titillated by the sight nonetheless.
A multitude of perfumed blossoms scattered at random about the softly-lit environs of the romantic get-a-way - alongside slightly-soiled hand towels - was a tip-off to scandal mongers scrounging around for clues.
Ever-sensual Jolie in a passionate clinch with a handsome lover with the sexiest man alive nowhere in sight.
Selfish bit**!
The sexed-up starlett could have at least gone menage-a-trois, for Brad's sake, eh?
Out-of-sight - out-of-mind - I expect!
The nasty rumors were streaking like lightning across the Internet, but publicists vehemently denied the allegations.
"Simply not true."
In a week where Johnny Depp was being pronounced dead - though very much alive - die-hard (mostly hard) fans of the winsome-twosome were willing to concede that the rumor mill was out of whack on this delicious dirt.
But, the loose lips and juicy tattling, persisted.
So, a source of a source, took a flying leap.
And, may have struck tabloid gold!
It was reported in dailies around the country at the crack of dawn, for instance, that Brad was in the throes of purchasing a bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills.
Without a zip in WeHo - looks like rumors of the "jumping ship" kind - won't make it out of the gate.
"He needs somewhere quiet that doesn't have memories of Angie, and where he can be alone, and think about what (whom) he does next."
The front door (or back door, for that matter) is wide open at my digs!
Provided, I'm allowed to saunter out on party nights with a few of your kewl threads on my back, guaranteed to beef up my own silhouette.
Kidding!
No word from the Jolie camp, but something tells me she's crying the blues, you betcha.
Getting caught with a male sl**'s di** caught in your honeypot is strictly taboo.
Pretty soon the rags will be screaming out tawdry headlines drawing attention to the fact.
"Jolie a skanky sleep-around cheat"
Ouch!
Hollywood Hills bachelor digs!
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