Heh, baby!
The lay-out - a two-page pictorial replete with fact sheet (!) and interview - is expected to be quite animated, to say the least!
Actually, there will be two editions of the "Marge" show-all.
In addition to a copy featuring Marge plopped in a comfy armchair (fashioned out of the image of a Playboy bunny) that will be sold excusively on newstands (potential collector items>), the regular brown-bag version sent out by snail mail (U.S. Postal Service) will feature a scantily-clad flesh & blood siren to ensure that subscribers get their moolah' worth of bona fide porn that month.
Editor James Jellinek assured the media at press time that Marge's reveal will definitely be racey.
Although the execs at Playboy are putting the spotlight on the novelty aspect of the venture, undoubtedly, the underlying motive is all about generating sales.
Readership has been down a tad (about a half-a-million) since 2006.
Maybe lacklustre revenue is because skin enthusiasts rare evving up their fantasies online in recent days?
The front office has noted that the average reader for Playboy (visual skimmer?) is about 35.
Is Playboy seeking to extend its reach into the toddler's market?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Hugh always partial to blonds!
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