1st Dude of talk-show circuit!
Nice package, dude!
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
The Letterman affair soared to a fever pitch last night as everyone tried to grab a piece of the action!
Industry analysts, legal eagles, and a posse of anchors - and their well-heeled guests - chatted each other up incessantly (non-stop) as the sex scandal at CBS (The Late Show) continued to titillate viewers around the country.
To some, Dave was a Prince (in view of the way he handled the tawdry airing of his dirty laundry under close scrutiny in the glare of the public spotlight).
To others, he was just another aging letch trolling the office environs for easy prey.
At one point, the Jay Leno Show was interrupted by a sizzling news flash!
"Dave Letterman's been gettting such high ratings that Katie Couric has been approaching staff to have sex with her," the announcer stridently belted out over the airwaves with an urgency that was hard to resist.
News at 11!
No kidding!
Meanwhile, over at the Joy Behar talk show, there was another dialogue going down with the hostess-with-the-mostest and her - um - self.
Speaking point blank into the camera, she mused half-jokingly.
"Heh, I need the ratings. Maybe there's someone cutie around here I can hook up with," she confided in so many words, to her die-hard fans out in TV-land.
When the camera fell on a two-hundred-and-fifty pound cameraman, though, Joy openly balked!
"Sorry, I have standards, 'ya know."
Which begs the question.
What kind of standard got the juices flowin' in Letterman's groins?
Just betcha, it was the typical male one, which consists of two criteria.
One, that the body be warm.
Two, that it be "moving".
Attractive Cougar seeks opportunistic stud!
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