The impetuous beauty wasn’t going to let a little ankle bracelet cramp her style.
Or, keep her down on the farm.
With a little imagination, the gutsy imaginative sex siren, conjured up an outfit that concealed the offending reminder that she was “this close” from ending up in the slammer.
The strong-willed mare fighting a too-tight harness?
Lindsay Lohan, of course.
In spite of well-intentioned advice from her seasoned handlers to stay near the homefires 'til the next court date, the troubled stir-crazy star threw caution to the wind, and tripped-the-light fantastic over the weekend at the MTVs Movie Awards.
Before you could say - Jack Daniels - an alarm was alerting the court that Lindsay may have imbibed one too many (once was enough) - and thus - triggered the release of a signal that would promptly tattle-tale.
Was it possible that a sloppy drunk spilled a drinkie-pooh on Lindsay’s foot?
Or, just maybe, Lindsay was prepared to allege that someone slipped a mickey into her punch to get her into trouble?
Uh-huh.
There must be an ongoing conspiracy against Lindsay!
Or, was Lindsay testing the waters to determine first-hand how much alcohol would be required to trip the alarm, and send her shuffling back to the court in a huff to face a severe tongue lashing from the judge.
One thing was certain, a necessary court appearance was in the offing for Lindsay and/or her attorney to resolve the sticky situation, created by the messy MTV incident.
Indeed!
Next day (bright and early this morning, in fact) bail was set at $200,000.00.
One gossip kingpin quipped on the sidelines in response.
“That cocktail cost her $20,000.00 bucks."
Once again her attorney appeared on her behalf and - like clockwork - a get out of jail “free” card was rubber-stamped right away.
On the heels of that decision, Lindsay’s father flew into a rage.
“She should be placed in rehab for her own protection," he uttered up angrily in so many words.
But, his pleas fell on deaf ears.
The judge appeared to be more smitten with Lindsay’s plunging neckline and luscious mellons than a controlling father with a selfish loveless agenda.
The ball’s in your court once again, Lindsay.
Psst!
Lindsay needs a good man to tame her, don't 'ya think?
Any takers?
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