How soon they turn on 'ya, eh, Leonardo?
Tonight, trending started fast & furious on twitter when a couple of by-standers at the Laker's game caught the heart-throb dredging up something nasty out of his normally-pristine hairless nostrils.
"They should plug up the oil leak with whatever that was DiCaprio was picking out of his nose," one scandalized tweeter posted in a huff.
Inquiring minds want to know all the delicious (!) details.
Was it a pukey green color consisting of a thick pasty constitution, or just of the plain "white mucous" variety
How did he dispose of it?
Naw, he didn't!
Nothing to be ashamed of if you're caught in a pinch - suddenly and without notice - with all eyes on 'ya.
I recall singing this little ditty in the classroolm to annoy my teacher when her back was turned.
"Everyone's doin' it. Pickin' their nose and chewin' it."
One bimbo babe at the social hub site didn't seem to mind the disgusting habit, though.
"He's gorgeous," she gushed, "I want his babies."
Another, thought he looked kinda' dirty.
Uh-huh!
It appears that the Titantic dreamboat hadn't shaved for a day or two - and boy - he looked rough around the edges.
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, though.
One fan took the golden opportunity to boast that DiCaprio would be teaming up with Eastwood for a biopic on the intriguing life & times of J. Edgar Hoover.
Will the squinty-eyed-one probe into the former top Law Enforcement Officer's scandalous closetted homosexual lifestyle and the alleged trysts with his underlings (!) at the Bureau?
News at 11
Not a "Gamecocks" hat!
(but it will do Edgar)
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