In the mood for a 3-way, honey?
Guest of Honor
In spite of the fact it'll be held in front of a stately picturesque old house on a soggy south lawn under a big floppy white top - and inclined to rustle up quite a flap in an unexpected breeze from the North - the guest list for the chic little soiree is top secret alright!
Whiz kid Barack Obama is hosting his1st State Dinner since he tossed his feet up on the desk in the oval office - so, of course - it's all about details details details.
The celebration is in honor of India's visiting Prime Minister.
Right about now, a few folks will be double-checking with the U.S. Postal Service, to ensure their invite didn't go astray.
Heck, my box was empty today, so I guess I'm SOL!
Actually, I surmise that Barack Obama is a bit pi**ed off with moi!
No wonder!
A post I published on my blog - rife with reports on speculation that the Prez dallied a tad with partners of the male persuasion in a bohemian phase of his adventurous youth (just ask Mr. Ayres, no relation to me, and he'll fill 'ya in on all the sordid details) - is currently racking up quite a number of hits this week for some inexplicable reason.
Perchance internet surfers cruising the world-wide-web in search of insider-info on the guest list, stumbled upon my tabloid-style expose, instead?
Post: 03/08/09
http://julian1st.wordpress.com/2009/03/08/barack-obamagay-rumors-continue-to-plague-president
Post: 06/01/09
http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/06/barack-obamagay-rumors-post-getting.html
Ooops!
Oh well, maybe when the scandal dies down a smidgen, the Obamas will invite me to tea one fine day; after all, last year I named both on my best-dressed lists.
Actually, I shouldn't make light of the environs, since the late evening news just reported that the tent affords a bigger crowd than could normally fit in the State Dining room (140 capacity).
Although the formal, stately aura is lost in a make-shift tent in the garden au naturel, harshest critics note there is an upside.
"It isn't stuffy and the president has the freedom to create a unique opulent (potentially exotic) setting."
Golly, in addition to the Prime Minister (& family members), officials of both State Departments - and hangers-on like Oprah Winfrey, billionaire Penny Pritzker, Obama aide David Axelrod, and Dee Dee Myers - there must be a host of other noteworthy figures about to to break through the social stratosphere (glass ceiling) and trip-the-night-fantastic with the Prez and his better-half.
Just betcha a bit of riff-raff will manage to maneuver crash through the heavily-guarded gates someway somehow.
You know what they say!
It's not who you know (it's who 'ya blow!).
Puff on that Lewinski for a sec.
Uh-huh!
Undoubtedly, there will be a gay man or two (and their beards) in tow!
With none of the well-heeled elite the wiser.
New York elite turned noses up @ Kadafi tent party!
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