Dude, care for some sloppy seconds?
Boys will be boys.
Well, one anyway.
When Dallas Star Sean Avery roared into Calgary, he was obviously chomping at the bit to settle a score or two.
A cutting remark about Jarome Iginla failed to rustle up a fight night, so the hockey stud was inclined to pin his raunchy jock strap elsewhere.
As he sat twiddling his - um - stick, he uttered up a mouthful of locker room skat, that offended a righteous few.
"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary."
Well, one anyway.
When Dallas Star Sean Avery roared into Calgary, he was obviously chomping at the bit to settle a score or two.
A cutting remark about Jarome Iginla failed to rustle up a fight night, so the hockey stud was inclined to pin his raunchy jock strap elsewhere.As he sat twiddling his - um - stick, he uttered up a mouthful of locker room skat, that offended a righteous few.
"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary."
"I love Canada."
With a smirk on his face, he continued.
"And I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about."
Then, Avery coyly signed off.
"Enjoy the game tonight."
The off-the-cuff remark cost the hot under-the-collar iceman big time.
Pursuant to NHL By-law 17 and Article 6 of the NHL Constitution which stipulates that a player may be penalized for conduct - "detrimental to the League or the game of Hockey" - officials announced earlier today that a suspension has been imposed indefinitely following "inappropriate public comments" not pertaining to the game.
Gossip-mongers conjectured that the off-color quip was levelled at Calgary Flames defence man Dion Phaneuf, who has been dating Avery's ex-girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert.
To add substance to the theory, it's been reported in the media that the sexy young lady - prolific between-the-sheets - has also been squired around by hockey stud Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.
But, dude, I doubt it's because NHL players are into sloppy seconds!
Bodacious babes wised up to the fact that Canadian athletes have big swinging di**s.
Talk about public humiliation.
Ouch!
With a smirk on his face, he continued.
"And I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about."
Then, Avery coyly signed off.
"Enjoy the game tonight."
The off-the-cuff remark cost the hot under-the-collar iceman big time.
Pursuant to NHL By-law 17 and Article 6 of the NHL Constitution which stipulates that a player may be penalized for conduct - "detrimental to the League or the game of Hockey" - officials announced earlier today that a suspension has been imposed indefinitely following "inappropriate public comments" not pertaining to the game.
Gossip-mongers conjectured that the off-color quip was levelled at Calgary Flames defence man Dion Phaneuf, who has been dating Avery's ex-girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert.
To add substance to the theory, it's been reported in the media that the sexy young lady - prolific between-the-sheets - has also been squired around by hockey stud Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.
But, dude, I doubt it's because NHL players are into sloppy seconds!
Bodacious babes wised up to the fact that Canadian athletes have big swinging di**s.
Talk about public humiliation.
Ouch!
Clothes do not make the man!
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