I was strolling down Kings Road the other night - minding my own business, as usual (Ha!) - when a tropical bird high up in the exotic foliage of an old banana tree actually whistled at me!
I looked skyward in amazement, as a couple sauntered by on the street and laughingly noted,
"That silly bird always does that!"
The surprise incident triggered a memory of one of my favorite jokes.
What does a forty pound parrot say?
Polly want a cracker right fu**ing now!
Putting on the Ritz...
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