Yesterday, I was quite startled to come across a link with reference to me, while I was conducting a search of my name at GOOGLE to locate some client information.
Although the caption appeared to refer to a post from several months ago, there was a bit of "gobbly-gook" in the caption feed that didn't make any sense.
So, naturally, I clicked on the link to check it out.
The screen went black, my name (Julian Ayrs) scrolled up in the center, then the words "LOADING" signalled a countdown of some sort was underway.
Suddenly, about six panels of raunchy "PORN", splashed onto the screen!
For the most part, there were a lot of in-your-face close-up shots of pu**y, nubile displays of tender a**, and - of course - titillating images of lusty naked gals giving head to hunky dudes with humongous co**s.
Whoa Nellie!
Someone went to considerable time and expense to throw together the site.
An homage to me? A silly prank, perhaps?
No.
It dawned on me this morning that the Webmaster for the porn site must have been trying to capitalize on my successful blog (which is fed daily to popular blog sites like Zimbio, Technorati, and Wordpress).
Because so many people have been searchng for my blog - or specific posts - in recent weeks, it must have occurred to an enterprising individual that a site with my name, with an appropriate tag, would show up in a "Google" search.
By including my name in the "entry", the person no doubt anticipated that Internet surfers - seeking my blog posts - might click on their link by mistake.
And, in the final analysis, they might succeed in rustling up some new clients, sales, whatever!
Well, I'm flattered by all the attention!
Unfortunately, PORN is not my thing.
Sure, I’ve been in the shower at the gym on a few occasions when a couple of guys have approached me to do adult films.
While I believe that a person should show off their best assets, I have always followed the old axiom that you should never do anything you wouldn’t want your mother to see!
And, as I've always said, I'd rather partake in the lascivious acts, then watch someone else erotically perform 'em on screen.
As Robertson Davies once said,
Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.
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