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Monday, July 21, 2008

$25.00 fines for exposing tight-whities! Abercrombie & Fitch flesh, ok?


Townsfolk in Southern Chicago have approved an ordinance that will allow a fine of $25.00 to be levied against any male exposing over three inches of his - um - tight-whities in the hood!

Their reasoning?

The unsightly display of soiled undergarments may keep major retailers and economic development at bay.

Heh, give Abercrombie & Fitch a call, Mayor.

The savvy retailer gives a bold twist to fashion cheek - er - chic!

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