Imagine that!
Along with thousands of other Americans around the country - and especially in that neck of the woods otherwise-known as Detroit (motor city!) - you imagined that the mere presence of a greenback or two in that sweaty little palm in the throes of this wide-reaching recession was capable of rustling up a buzz or two.
Wrong!
According to a study at the University of Massachusetts (headed up by a respected Professor by the name of Yuegang Zuo) about ninety percent of the paper money passing through the innocent hands of American taxpayers around the country contains small traces of an expensive white powder identified as cocaine.
Out of 234 bank notes examined in 17 U.S. cities - researchers detected the illegal substance known as "snow" - drifting on the face of one former president or another.
Salt Lake City's paper moolah was relatively free of the potent drug usually snorted up through the nostrils by-way of a rolled-up paper bill.
On account of those religious zealots, the Mormons, I suppose!
The highest levels of the pricey high were detected in Baltimore, Boston, and Detroit.
Heh dudes, don't bogart that buck, eh? 
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