I was channel surfing the other day when I stumbled on a VH1 special on the "worst" quotes of all time - which looked like a hoot - so I settled back for a laugh or two.
One of the silliest quotes popped out of the mouth of former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle.
Go figure!
Nothing would surprise voters when it comes to old potato head, eh?
On a trip overseas while acting as a goodwill Ambassador, this little ditty popped out of his uneducated mouth."I wish I was able to speak Latin American so I could communicate better with the locals," he confessed straight from the heart.
Poor Mr. Quayle was clueless about the fact that the citizens of the Latin American country he was touring, actually speak Spanish.
Reporters jumped on that one like flies on sh**.
In Latin, it all boiled down to one little phrase, Dan.
Carpe diem!
Another zinger was attributed to the mouth of bodacious babe Paris Hilton.When an acquaintance dashed up to inform the heiress at a premiere event that her book was No. 5 on the Wall Street Journal's top-ten list of best-sellers, she responded wide-eyed:
"What's the Wall Street Journal. Is that good?"
Ask Daddy big bucks, Paris, he'll know fer sure.
Then, there was the little gem that clued fans in on how clueless Pop Singer Britney Spears was."Is this chicken or Tuna," she asked her boy-toy during a pig-out binge on a reality TV show.
Duh!
But, Arnold Schwarzenegger hit the jackpot with this slip of the tongue
"Gay Marriage should be between a man and a woman."
Oh, does that mean that the "gay marriage" bill he vetoed rendered all marriages between a man and woman in California null and void?
OMG!
Inquiring minds want to know!
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