Consider this scenario, Barack!
You plunk yourself down in front of the TV, crack open the piping-hot foil on a scrumptious Hungry Man dinner, and take a swig of your favorite thirst-quenching ale.
Then, you catch a glimpse of Bo's puppy-dog-eyes sadly pleading from beneath the table.
What about me?
Suddenly, you feel guilty.
Not anymore, 1st Dude!
Bowser Beer has rustled up a beefy non-alcoholic (non-carbonated) beverage to put that special bark in man's best friend!
The dog-eared ale is a fun, healthy, and unique alternative to water that can be served up with a chewey dog treat, straight out of the bottle, or as a topping on dry food.
The lusty brew is made with human-grade ingredients - but get this - it's also low in calories and fat.
So, there won't be any unexpected trots down the walk in the middle of the night, if you know what I mean.
What exactly are the ingredients?
The tasty beer is made of 100% American beef broth and is cooked with real beef!
It also contains smidgens of pure malt barley - just like in real beer - which will add much-needed lustre to a pet's shiny coat.
And, there's a magical touch of glucosamine to promote joint health!
Bowser Beer comes in a six pack of twelve-ounce size bottles.
There are other perks, too.
When you dash off to the "john" during half-time to take a quick whiz, Bo will be so gung-ho about slurping down his own bowser beer, that he won't be inclined to surreptitiously steal sly licks off the lip of your frosty mug.
So next time 'ya stretch back for a pow-wow in the beer garden with brewskies in hand, don't forget to slip a Bowser Beer to the 1st dog, eh?
Skoal!
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