Wow!
Ellen's e-mail announcing her line-up of guests this week (July 6th/10th) sure packed a wallop.
Monday, Patrick Dempsey is expected to touch down on her couch and discuss his new cologne PLUS!
According to that latent homo cutie on TMZ ('ya know! the one with the long silky surfer dude "do" who's got a thing about dudes showing their "business" in public) Dempsey has one of the best a**es in Tinseltown.
Backed up with a video clip, folks!
Backed up with a video clip, folks!
Tomorrow, Ellen Generous (my nickname for the hostess-with-the mostest who gives away sweet tweets - um - treats on her top-rated show daily) will chat up perky cutie Drew Barrymore who sticks up for "Gay Moms".
Check out my video of Drew who turned out to support a repeal on Prop 8 in WeHo:
Check out my video of Drew who turned out to support a repeal on Prop 8 in WeHo:
On Wednesday (July 8th) PRINCE will prance onto the stage and no doubt bring down the Ellen house when he breaks a personal-best recluse record for rarely making appearances on lowly talk shows.
That little charmer, Ellen, probably soft-soaped him outta the wings by gifting him with silky purple undershorts (she has a thing about guys underthings, 'ya know?) a matching "T" and feather boa, I expect.
Lindsay Lohan will cry the blues - same show! - about being alone.Potential hook-ups should snatch up a ticket and make a pass when she saunters into the mostly-lesbo audience with Ellen to do what has become the quirky comedienne's ritual dance (the one thing that manages to always irk Howard Stern when nothing else does).
Georgie Baby (Clooney, who else?) will saunter in on Thursday all suave and debonair.
The handsome hunk has something in common with me, 'ya know?
Figured you would make that boner - get your mind out of the gutter folks!
Actually, "G" and I share the same birthday - May 6th - along with Rudolph Valentino (no wonder I always fantasize about being a silent film star) Willie Maes (I couldn't get a ball across the home plate for spit) Sigmund Freud (wet dreams are all about sex, noted old Sig, and I couldn't agree more) and Orson Welles.
Say, has anyone noticed the subtle blooper in the celebrated film - Citizen Kane - which has been touted as the "perfect" movie offering of all time?
Betcha can't!
Finally (thank God it's Friday) Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) will grace the Ellen stage with his studly self and cause a few straight gals (and dudes) in the footlights to swoon a tad.
For kicks, maybe Ellen & Hugh will perform an old Peter Allen tune?
Stay tuned!
Figured you would make that boner - get your mind out of the gutter folks!
Actually, "G" and I share the same birthday - May 6th - along with Rudolph Valentino (no wonder I always fantasize about being a silent film star) Willie Maes (I couldn't get a ball across the home plate for spit) Sigmund Freud (wet dreams are all about sex, noted old Sig, and I couldn't agree more) and Orson Welles.
Say, has anyone noticed the subtle blooper in the celebrated film - Citizen Kane - which has been touted as the "perfect" movie offering of all time?
Betcha can't!
Finally (thank God it's Friday) Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) will grace the Ellen stage with his studly self and cause a few straight gals (and dudes) in the footlights to swoon a tad.
For kicks, maybe Ellen & Hugh will perform an old Peter Allen tune?
Stay tuned!
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