When Barack Obama scrambled on the field this past week in his Mom jeans to pitch the first ball of the game, a few viewers at home were probably chuckling.
In fact, I think I overheard one baseball fan yell at the screen:
Butch it up, you pansy!
Yup - "one size fits all" - tends to separate the men from the boys.
A few reporters on the sidelines were no doubting reminiscing about a former U.S. President who was truly a "man's man".
The dialogue went something like this in the dugout.
"I knew John F. Kennedy. He's no JFK!"
I surmise that Barack either slipped on a pair of Michelle's jeans by mistake in an early-morning fog - or just maybe - his valet forgot to pick up his Calvin's from the cleaners the night before.
No use airing dirty laundry in public now.
Barack should have given the momentous appearance a little more thought, though.
After all, this American pastime tends to be one of the butchest sports here and abroad.
The way a player's pants hug the butt - and accent the fly-line at the crotch - speaks volumes about the studliness of the man.
'Ya know?
Barack's nambie-pambie dash onto the mound was bit - nellie - wouldn't you say?
I have a suggestion for the Prez in the event he wants to butch up his act a tad.
In Hollywood, actors are enrolling in classes specifically geared toward developing a macho persona for any fella a bit too light in the heels when it comes to scoring in the leading man arena.
Maybe the Democrat's handlers could arrange for a workshop or two?
After all - in many respects politics is a lot like acting - isn't it?
Does the name Ronald Reagan ring a bell?
Barack's nambie-pambie dash onto the mound was bit - nellie - wouldn't you say?
I have a suggestion for the Prez in the event he wants to butch up his act a tad.
In Hollywood, actors are enrolling in classes specifically geared toward developing a macho persona for any fella a bit too light in the heels when it comes to scoring in the leading man arena.
Maybe the Democrat's handlers could arrange for a workshop or two?
After all - in many respects politics is a lot like acting - isn't it?
Does the name Ronald Reagan ring a bell?
Macho stance with hint of a bulge piquing sexual curiosity preferable!
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