News flashes in recent days have tended to focus on a surprising subject.
Ba**s.
Ah, the male anatomy!
For example, in my report on Chastity Bono's decision to pursue a sex-change operation, I applauded her for having the ba**s to go through with it.
Then, the following day, Schwarzenegger rustled up some controversial headlines when he special-delivered a bust (?) of a set of testicles to a political opponent in Sacramento, which included a hand-written note which teasingly taunted:
"You'll need these."
Without so much as a grunt, the gift was volleyed back into the Governor's court, thank you very much.
Understandably - the Lakers' b**s have not only been scrutinized up-close and personal on the court(and off) this season - but analyzed left, right, and center also.
Go figure!
I can't help but wonder where the spotlight will fall tomorrow.
Especially if it turns out to be a slow news day.
Haiku and the art of Zen Twittering anyone?
News at 11!
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