When two gay dudes hook up, and jump into the sack, they generally get the semantics down right-off-the-bat so-to-speak.
The bedside chat may be inclined to drift along these lines.
"So, are you a top or a bottom," studly College quarterback Chet rasps.
"I'm versatile," quips the hairdresser from Greenwich Village.
Then, they go at it.
Yeah, the ball-playing hunk ends up on his back with his legs up in the air!
With that in mind, it's obvious why a dilemma occurred on the set of "Little Ashes" when Robert Pattinson and Javier Beltran took a stab at a homoerotic soft porn love scene!
This couple of straight dudes couldn't fathom their butts - from their little doggies - in the worst way.
In fact, Pattison whined to a GQ editor that the extremely hard-core sex scenes were not a regular old piece of - um - cake.
"The hardest part was trying to do it doggie-style."
"Because we’re both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous."
Well, at least we know the Twilight star can suck!
According to the sexy heartthrob, the shoot was downright humiliating.
"The Spanish electricians were giggling to themselves," he recalled with disdain.
Obviously it was a joke to 'em because - as everyone knows - most Latino-types are basically bisexual.
Well, in Los Angeles, anyway.
From the get-go their ready to whip it out, falls on their knees (do it doggie, donkey, or kitten style) - without any qualms.
Set in Madrid in 1922, "Little Ashes" recalls the boisterous tale of young Salvador Dali (played by Pattison) who meets film maker Luis Bunuel (Matthew McNulty) and writer Federico Garcia Lorca (Javier Beltrán) at university.
The rest is all Homo 101 if my memory serves me well!
Dali Self Portrait
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